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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS
STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL.
DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE!
AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN.
IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.
“Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!”
WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK
CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.
AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.
I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.
THIS!! Coming from a survivor, never force water down a person’s throat, there’s a high likelihood of aspiration. Take them to the ER immediately or call your emergency number.
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I had the roses, I had the pose,
The dramatic coat and the perfect prose.
I've been rich, I've been broke, I've worn heels to flee,
So explain why the bracket's ignoring me.
Look at the competition, they're all so grim,
I've got theatrical trauma down to a whim.
I've fainted elegantly more times than most,
Yet somehow I'm losing to another sad ghost.
Every poll refresh is another heartbreak.
Every vote I miss is another mistake.
Please, internet, don't make me wait—
My ego's hanging by a single thread.
Vote for James! Vote for me!
I'm the prettiest disaster you'll ever see.
I've got roses, I've got flair,
I've got emotional damage and fabulous hair.
Vote for James! Hear my plea!
This is my completely normal destiny.
If I lose this cursed campaign,
I'll dramatically blast off again.
Jessie's laughing, Meowth's taking bets,
Giovanni hasn't answered any texts.
Wobbuffet's clapping just to be polite,
Even he thinks I should've won tonight.
I crossdress better than half the field,
Every disguise should count as appeal.
I survived twenty-five years of cartoon defeat,
At least let me have this one online sweep.
You call him mysterious? I call him bland.
I have a bouquet permanently in my hand.
I'm camp, I'm tragic, I'm rich-boy cringe,
I invented losing with theatrical twinge.
So click the button. Don't hesitate.
History hangs on your browser's fate.
For beauty, drama, and endless despair...
Who else is doing it with this much hair?
Vote for James! Vote for me!
Tumblr, fulfill my glorious prophecy.
One more round, don't let me fall—
I'm the Sexyman after all.
(off in the distance)
"...Jessie, if I lose to Sans again, I'm deleting the internet."
It's really interesting seeing how accessibility and medicine works on Eridian, there could be more lore on this planet tbh and I would never get tired of it.
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Part of me is like “neat. Reblog,” and part of me is like “I understand now why impressionism took off, because there’s a 0% chance the artist wasn’t like ‘fuck this shit’ by the halfway point.”
I hate this one because the timing of Puffy’s weekly reblog, my work schedule, this is invariably what I am doing every time I see this post each week.
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