President of Yappington

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I originally drew these while at work back when the first teaser came out

Finally got around to digitizing them

i noticed the blue and purple color pallaetes and made it into ship art excuse :>

remineds me of tv girl a little bit aha :)

it is so nice quick scetch

pros: - you can design your own character. i love improv games and will go along with whatever bit you desire - there's an open bar - you don't know any of these people and i don't care about any of these people, which is the closest either of us will ever get to diplomatic immunity. all bets are off. go hog wild

I 100% did very much do this with @cryptidfucky. i hang out w/exclusively ne'er-do-wells, nerds, and freaks & all my friends were also EXTREMELY on board with this plan. their help ended up being crucial tbh i love them

Here are the results:

more people "recognized" alex than recognized me, their actual classmate. i found that to be extremely funny

literally changed our story per group of people we were talking to. i don't think anyone noticed.

i got to pretend i did not recognize my high school bully which was both cathartic and also very sexy of me

everyone was nice now that i'm hot. however, now that i'm old, i realized i really don't care if these people like me... which was even more sexy of me

my friends are all absolute heroes. i owe them my life. kisses and kisses and kisses

people absolutely bought the story.

highlights include people who texted me about them:

and this one. i need to stress - i did not actually speak directly to the person who "knew" alex. we did not find that person in the crowd. my friends were just working overtime for me. god bless them.

other results include:

several of my friends are now bringing friends on fake!dates with them to holiday events just for mischief

i am going to my office party with a straight friend of mine just so i don't have to be alone and she gets a break from her family

we now have a rotating cast of single people all now fake dating just to literally not have to worry about being alone at bad things

summary of data:

fake date ur friends. you're doing damage to the american isolationist ideal that only partners should be invited to events bc only romantic love "matters" or "counts"

Now just hear me out for a moment

At the beginning of MPWAW (Mr. Puzzles Works At Walmart), Karen was shown as just a regular retail worker as shown in many scenes and Walter Mart was in charge of her. Meaning he was a manager and Karen was just a crew member

But Walter Mart made Mr. Puzzles the new manager of the store to find better Walmarts because of his achievements

During the shenanigans, we know Mr. Puzzles made Karen the Junior Junior Deputy Manager. Meaning she was second in line for a manager.

But because Mr. Puzzles quit his job, Karen would have been made the Deputy Store Manager by default as she was second in line and the first in line quit and the original manager also quit

So if you put this together, Karen became the manager of the new Walmart and if we do a bit of research, Walmart managers make a lot of money

So I’m pretty sure that after a long while after the events of MPWAW and the SMG4 finale, that Karen would have had enough money to finally afford a better home and environment for her and her kids

So if it weren’t for Mr. Puzzles, Karen wouldn’t be (potentially) out of poverty if this theory were to be true

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Also a small side note: I’m aware that Walter made Mr. Puzzles the Deputy Store Manager, but somehow Mr. Puzzles identifies as the JUNIOR Deputy Manager. Mr. Puzzles’ badge says “Deputy Store Manager” and not “Junior Deputy Manager”, so it was either a script error or Mr. Puzzles thought he was the Junior Deputy Manager instead of the Deputy Store Manager because he thought Walter would come back