One Hellva Critic

Beatrice Horseman. She’s literally the victim of her time. Had to watch her brother die in the war, then lose her mother to a lobotomy to feel better about her son’s death. She wasn’t allowed to even enjoy ice cream. She learned that love means loss and immense suffering. She takes that out on Bojack.

Sarah Lynn. She’s tragic. She wanted to be an architect- but her mother allowed Hollywood to wring every last drop of talent from her. The people in her life failed to protect her and took advantage. Child star, turned into sex idol and then an addict that self destructs over and over again. Until she went out in the planetarium- her light, the star that she was, faded to black in an instant.

Again about criticism but this time she's using buzzwords! Now she's comparing criticism to MAGA.

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I'd argue it ain't about Blitz and his lil' rodeo, 'specially in Western energy.

Its about everythin being turned into some kind of sex thing, joke, innuendo. Everything's gotta be sexual n silly, doesn't matter how serious the situation may be. 🌾

If she tries to change the planned story under a corporation with very tight schedules she'll probably be told to not do it cuz it's a waste of time AND money that a corporation won't risk for her.

If Amazon smells a threat and it sounds like they might have already but went through it because it did well enough to get a second season; all it takes is one major Freudian slip like that scene (if it stays in the final product) to have some concerned parent make a couple phone calls or a journalist to write a viral article or a Tweet, then it all goes boom. The daily mail? Variety? How about the Hollywood reporter? Yeah- are you sure Viv that you wanna ignore your critics? 🤨 Viv is fucked to Timbuktu if they get their hands on Hazbin lmao.

Oh yeah, I’m sure some journalist would absolutely not see an issue with Alastor (canonically a black man) being fucking dragged around with chains and told by his “master” Rosie, that he’s her pet with Disney esque sing song music. 🤪

I don’t know how the production side works- I’m guessing Viv has some leeway to do what she wants but there’s deadlines, expectations and a budget- which makes her writing mistakes, her allergy to criticism and general lack of online general professionalism a higher risk. Amazon’s PR team is watching her.

Mammon's fans, I know the recent merch drop didn't give you justice. You're disappointed and hungry so I've brought a snack. Yeah, it's kinda messy and not cleaned up (prolly will do this later) but I hurried to feed you.