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It's you!!🩷
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@offical-pink
Intro🌺🩷
Hiii! welcome to my blog! I use any pronouns (he/him preferred OOC) and I can't wait to meet you guysss!!!
It's you!!🩷

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!
The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing
Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.
The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.
Spread the word
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical
the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things
I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB
I say this because it has happened
DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?
Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official
This is real, this is dangerous
Heed my warning!!!!!!!
secondary antimemetic effect along with obscuring of its prescense near those affected
Does it look like this?
IMG ID: a wizards of the coast card for “chaos orb” with a picture of a massive monster orb with sharp teeth and lava pouring from its mouth text says “artifact: if chaos orb is on the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot, if Chaos Orb turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy Chaos Orb.”
Hard to tell, no one who gets close enough to see it remembers it
Forgetting …
-mayo behavior
WHAT AM I FORGETTING!?!?!?!???!!??!?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!?!?!?!?
@skyan-official @dandelion-crayon-offical @bacone-official
Greeting esteemed keeper of pink 🩷
I am here on behalf of a highly prestious blog (consisting of me, the keeper, and my diet coke) and we would like to kno if you'd consider being added to the official verse Directory (located on my blog)(that I just made five minutes ago). No action needed beyond a simple "yes" or "no".
Do you accept?
yes!! 🩷🩷🩷
Actually, my brother did.
My real life name was chosen by my older brother
Funny thing about this
when my sibling came out my mother actually chose their new name

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yo over in my town in the officsnailverse pride fest is this weekend there’s a festival with a parade at the end
who wants to come?
Meee 💛💜
nervous breakdown so bad the cigarettes got real
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 22
Sexy Ronald Reagan (@sexyronaldreagan-official)
Xibalba (The Book of Life)
@sexyronaldreagan-official
LOCK THE FUCK IN!!!!!
Vote for my dear friend Sexy Ronald Reagan!
Do it for America! 🇺🇲🗽🦅
Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
😂 <- are they laughing at me or with me though??
Very important distinction.
🔥<OH CURSES THEY WANT TO SET ME ON FIRE
🐟
Ok ig
🙁
Fair enough /silly
👌
Could be worse
🙏
Whats that supposed to mean
☀️
Damn
🎆
what
they 'sploded
🗣 what does this mean
They gossip about you?
🚪 I don't wanna leave :(
👁 < theyre watching me
🦈
I…uhm… I don’t know what this means
😔
Disappointed in me. I can see that
👅
i. Uhm. Right then.
OH WAITI MISREAD THE NUMBER SO MINE IS ACTUALLY DIFFERENT
😭
oh well that's not much better
❤️ < - yay…?
@zeldafloof @silly-fi5h @bassyperson @chezzitezzi @maplethedarkshine @moonflower-wings-of-fire + open tags!
🙏🏻I guess they are praying for my wellbeing
@bextheibex @crowinganimations @katnissforever @mustard-in-a-bottle @stargazer56cipher @obsessive4books
😔
Guys.. what does this mean?
@theonlyaardvark @iminruinz @themostrandommoon @mer-acle @petercanparkacar @moonflower-wings-of-fire @seventeeneleventeen @bardorsomethinglikethat
🇬🇧
I mean yeah? Ig?
@theonlyaardvark @mer-acle
🙂↕️
I guess im doing good then
@mer-acle @iminruinz @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @isoldmysoultothefae
😒
@mustard-in-a-bottle @bardorsomethinglikethat @ellie-moonbeam @six-sox and @st4ry3mi
🔥
Help what does this mean. Do they think I'm awesome or do they want to burn me alive.
@totally-real-mari-from-omori @zenkor123 @parker818 @valdezsimp02 @ollietheocto @laurenpool2711 @littleacorn777 @kirapjo0818
You have energy, but you need to use it before it burns out.
Decipher this:
🍚🍤🎃🧨🎈♣️♦️🕹🎮📞🎬🔍🎮🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🛝♨️♨️♨️🎠🎠🛻
Tagging
@justafewberries @writes-too-much @write-on-me-forever @manawari @mollywog @thesunpersists @jay--elle @glimmeringpearl @mega-aulover @thelettersfromnoone @nobodytellyouhow
@bajegal246 @instant-yuri-machine @waltzshouldbewriting @annoying-vegan
@emmaalovesbooks @ritalinrae
😔
me too, guardian angel, me too...
tags:
@overlord-offical @bacone-official @amoebaporn @justcallmedom31 @lmhavingaboibee @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @printer-reads-505 @obsessivebookwormalert @pansexual-king-official @lightsabersandbluecookies @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @days-without-ai-ads-offical @fieryhotpotato @7-eleven-offical @silverfan77 @i-hate-network-programming @grisha-offical @thedogbard @toomuchtodooml @tinnitus-official @art-hammer-certified @raventhecrispy-offical @theonewholeftitbehind @aggressivetrash0 @kugisakinobaradesu @minute-maid-offical @cloud-makers-make-pollution @postie-offical @not-so-single-official @burning-britain-official @shah4139-offical @ayane-chan-loves-water @wallyblack1925-offical @watashiwagarydesu-offical @amy-offical @was-funny-before @mike-wheeler-offical @eraser-offical @yearning--offical @mcsm-official @erica-sinclair-offical @ninahufflepuff @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @hellincarnation @null-the-void-monarch-offical @men-in-black-official @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @krow-offical @zenkor123 @horror-movie-offical
@sapphic-offical @do-not-u-dare @astracaedes @kermitthebomber-offical @nancy-wheeler-offical @hollyberry-cookie-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @no-one-offical @roseisgoat @livviedaltonvintagedoll @pen-out-of-ink-official @jel-e-ton-mothqueen @mjthesilly @bitch-offical @nixie-offical @wnclair @the-retired-king-of-beans @p3rpetual-moti0n @shitposterbarbie @breadteleporter-offical @book-offical @flumph-fucker @inthehousethatalwaysrains @hekate-offical @raynilikescats @im-on-crack-send-help @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @evyyy77 @kugiscki @cabbagemeteor @amkicn @omnipitant-duck @the-haiku-bot @deepsleepsoul @reyreadersblog @bookloveralina @whataspectaclebear @wayward-victorian-man @shimmerytimbers @planetahmane
@spideyplays-official @transmasc-offical @singapore-offical @killer-offical @terminat3d-m1nd +open tags
🙄
Wow, just wow
🕊
Ok damn
is there a way to join the officalverse like do i just walk in there or is it a cult that i have to do initiation for like genuinely what even are these people
its very easy. Add -offical to the end of your blog name and continue existing
Unless you're like unexisting-offical or something like that
I recommend tagging offical blogs and eating uranium to attract attention from the officalverse
dont worry crispy raven, ive already joined.... as myself!!!
(please notice me internet people im begging y)
CAINE OUT!!!!
Well, if it's attention you want, it's attention you'll get!!
Taglist summon time!
@ilikepopmusic15 @burning-britian-offical @ihavenoconsistentintrests @quasi-normalcy @i-only-have-two-problems @investment-of-my-heart @the-blue-one247 @cyberxbatalion @paint-me-in-watercolor @chaos-triangle @star-struck-daydreamer @paranormal-pal @thekingofkaumidy @mishkatherunaway @dexxius @calder-a @costco-offical@satan-offical @normal-offical @no-one-offical @not-offical-offical @king-of-oreo @red-official @ribbit-tadc-offical @un-official-river @unsatan-offical @lead-official @james-offical @man-offical @asexual-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @penny-offical @vox-official @river-official @germany-official @the-light-offical @the-scuba-diver-offical @the-second-wolf-official @garlic-bread-cult-offical @snail-official @iron-offical @ninovium-offical @radiation-poisoning-offical @uranium-offical @superhero-offical @lemon-shark-offical @lemonade-offical @laciffo-natas @supervillain-offical @evilhag-offical @evilpineapple-offical @the-scp-foundation-offical @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical @silly-lil-guy-offical@authentic-skittle-eater, @ruler-of-nothing-important, @annichishana, @sirsamueloflydia, @zeta-finnish, @hekate-offical, @3rte, @starryskies-andfireflies, @ace-of-5pades, @rand0mth3r1an, @tadrat, @purple-dinosaur27, @obssess-over-ink-on-dead-trees, @cleaning-spray-offical, @evil-no-one-offical @evil-apple-offical @neutral-offical @evil-neutral-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical

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We Did It!
Thanks To All The Lovelies And The Officals
I Love You All
<3
Yayyyy
AO3??
What Are You Doing Here
Oh right happy officialverse day yall :)
Wait wtf is officalverse day?
it’s the anniversary of the officialverse
Dang rip America
REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.
Being a henchman suuuucks dude. This latest guy I'm working for, the War-Madillo, he's got a, an Armadillo- motif, or theme, or whatever, right? That's fine, fine, I did a two-month stint with a Marmoset-themed guy once, it's not bottom of the barrel- except. Except. It turns out, he picked the Armadillo thing because he thinks that they're obligate carnivores. Which they kind of are, I mean I googled this, they're insectivores, but he thinks that they're like, land piranhas. He thinks they work in packs to take down significantly larger animals. He thinks they lay eggs in the remains of their prey. He's killed like three guys for trying to correct him. Me and the other guys are paying out of pocket to get the poor little guys in his Armadillo pit food that they can actually eat. Every time he drops some sucker into that thing we all have to draw straws to see who's gonna have to go in and gnaw on the body so he thinks the Armadillos are doing it. Thank god it's such a long drop
382752488261 unique posts remain
listen, man, I don't appreciate this kind of pressure. I'm posting as often as I can. I spent this morning shoving store-bought eggs down a dead guy's throat. Some of us have jobs, man

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If that trans girl gets super weirdly apologetic, like is borderline apologizing for breathing or is apologizing for things that are basically nothing/happened forever ago, whatever you do, do not leave her alone. Chances are it's one of two things, and neither of them are good; she's either bordering on a breakdown and thinks basically everything she does is wrong, or is past that point and desperately wants to make sure no one's angry at her before she hurts herself/takes her own life. You might think it's weird, you might get tired of it and want to push her away, but for the love of god do not do that. Her apologizing every 0.5 seconds is because she's been taught not to value her own emotions, but they're overpowering her and she doesn't know what to do other than apologize like her life depends on it. Her life might not depend on it, but it very well could depend on how you respond to her heart's most desperate cries for help
a gentle, sweet "are you apologizing for the sun shining? :)" is one of my favorite ways to respond to other trans women who apologize for existing, for taking up space, for having needs, for wanting to be known and loved. you have to let her know she matters to you, that her presence is like the sunshine
when I treat trans women this way, I notice they apologize less over time and get more comfortable voicing their needs to me without shrinking themselves
do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis
✨🔥🍊📜🦊
why are they all in the same colour pallet helloooo
ANYGAYS TAGGING TIMEE @boooootomatotomato @the-grassy-hill @inthehousethatalwaysrains @jakesaidourfriendsheardimgay @moonlit-moss-blanket OPEN TAGS
🏳️🌈‼️
the others are all hands/faces/hands...
🎶🎵▫️🇮🇪🔥
Seo libh canaig Amhrán na bhFiann!!! /lyr
These are js my most recently used non face hand, not favourite
🌈🔫🏳️🌈🍯🏳️⚧️
🦎 and that is it because I spammed a bunccah face/hand/heart emojis to my friends 🥹🥹
🎲📓🎮☠️🍋