Book 3: Ascend

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

canaries were used in coalmines due to their incredibly hard beaks, they could break through stone as well as any pickaxe

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

im getting sick of this.

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

My job? I’m the bat enemy in 2D games that flies at you from a diagonal angle you can’t shoot in, it’s an under appreciated role but really serves to test the player’s understanding of the mechanics leading up to harder challenges. I also receive an intense smug satisfaction when they can’t hit me.

I just got promoted from that position. Now Im the disembodied head that flies in groups and in a wave motion. You have to time your attack EXACTLY right or you get knocked back in whichever direction is least convenient for you. Don't worry, I'll know which is which.

(smiling serenely) i’m going to attack you now