dandy gentledyke; mister museum

I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic

You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be

daily affirmations: i am allowed to be weird on tumblr. i am allowed to post stuff that makes me seem crazy because it's fun to do that. no one is watching me panopticon style they are just following me normalstyle. i am allowed to be weird on tumblr.

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

[Image description: Tweet by wint (@ dril) reading: “This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender,” i holler as i overturn my uncle’s barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit /.End ID]

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute

the word cutes is autological