dandy gentledyke; mister museum

google how to explain to my coworkers that criminals aren’t real and were just made up by Big Prison to sell more racism

Primadonna worm all i ever wanted was to squirm

remember when Elementary adapted the holmes stories and made Watson a woman which removed the gay subtext but then made Moriarty also a woman and gave them weird lesbian subtext. masterful technique. the never-before-seen uno yuri reverse

“i love how we as a fandom have just agreed that–” don’t include me in this. do NOT lump me in with that.

do you think maize views turning into popcorn as death or transformation or some other third thing

it's not too late to start thinking about corn societal structures

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

In Rimworld my top surgeon just failed to give a guy a peg leg four times in a row. So that's how my day is going.

Well no shit they can't give a guy a peg leg that's not top surgery at all