you fucking with fat bitches?
Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch
Not today Justin
YOU ARE THE REASON
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you fucking with fat bitches?
Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch

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funny joke
I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic
You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be
can i offer you this drawing my 6 year old student did of mr spock in this trying time
YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN, OH MY GOD. THANK YOU.
when someone is completely fucking wrong about your blorbo but you don't want to argue about what basically boils down to opinions about shit that doesn't matter so you just sit there like
"that guy's wrong tho"
you get it

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beautiful transgender woman at the frozen custard shop godbless
daily affirmations: i am allowed to be weird on tumblr. i am allowed to post stuff that makes me seem crazy because it's fun to do that. no one is watching me panopticon style they are just following me normalstyle. i am allowed to be weird on tumblr.
Lino-loon!
Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

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I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.
it’s crazy how much you can read if you read
Happy holiday to my American friends!
[Image description: Tweet by wint (@ dril) reading: “This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender,” i holler as i overturn my uncle’s barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit /.End ID]
Stoned af and made the best tweet of my life.
I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes
“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble
I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

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calling things "cutes" is so uh. what's a good word for when something is cute but slightly more cute
the word cutes is autological
adulthood notes:
The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.
The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.
The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.
The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.
The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.
The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.