automatic funeral

human and bug relations will change by the end of the century

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

remember: worst case scenario you die, and hell is real, and you go there

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

this is what LMFAO did with party rock anthem

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

I can't enjoy sex i just know too many people who have made the whole idea kind of reddit to me

no, i am not "traumatized". I just think it's kind of reddit when you touch me

fry some chickpeas, coat them lightly in smoked paprika, garlic powder and salt. let them cool then throw in some mayo, sliced red onion, balsamic vinegar and cubed feta, put a couple tablespoons of your mixture in a tortilla with some leafy salad and give it the burrito fold. finally, get your cock out and smash it with a hammer and enjoy!

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

new genre on the block. they're calling it heavy metal. and it sounds like how riding your wife's motorcycle feels