what doesn't kill you makes you owwwww :( owwieee

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

you're not "gay" you're just addicted to the oxytocin and dopamine rush from sucking penis

when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started

Say hello to my little hi

i think people really under sell the physical side effects of mental health disorders sometimes. like sure the depression and anxiety may be 'just in your head' but when what's in your head happens to disrupts your sleep schedule and prevent you from going outside regularly and eating consistent meals and exercising and generally taking care of your body. well it sure takes its toll huh.

They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke

this is true

I love the fact that gracerocky shippers, who are shipping a conventionally attractive guy with a literal alien rock, seem more attracted to the alien rock than the guy. Most tumblr thing ever