when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started

Say hello to my little hi

i think people really under sell the physical side effects of mental health disorders sometimes. like sure the depression and anxiety may be 'just in your head' but when what's in your head happens to disrupts your sleep schedule and prevent you from going outside regularly and eating consistent meals and exercising and generally taking care of your body. well it sure takes its toll huh.

They aborted the Yellowstone super eruption because of woke

this is true

I love the fact that gracerocky shippers, who are shipping a conventionally attractive guy with a literal alien rock, seem more attracted to the alien rock than the guy. Most tumblr thing ever

it’s nice seeing other people starting to open their eyes to what i’ve been saying for a while in that the current use and proliferation of the term “gooning” is an outright tool of fascism

the second “gooning” stopped referring to a specific sexual practice and started to be used as a replacement for “masturbation” we needed to kill it immediately and sadly we didn’t

demonizing human sexuality and treating masturbation and sexual activity as deviant and disgusting are straight up fascist tools and it’s startling how successful this aspect of it has been the last few years

as lead scientist of furry pornography research division im proud to announce we have successfully developed the fabled "hoofjob"

ow. ow. ow. ow