“vampires suck” yeah and they swallow too btw

blood too. I guess

"terminally ill people should be allowed to choose to die if they feel it is the best decision for them" and "euthanasia can easily become eugenics" and "we should provide support for depressed and suicidal people" are statements that can come into conflict but should all be respected

also “offering euthanasia to people who can’t afford actual treatment is murder”

I think I might be about to send a deranged email

#he wouldn't fucking say that but i'm getting kind of attached to the guy you invented who did say that

You must know yourself outside of work outside of friends and outside of your romantic relationship you must be able to sit with yourself

yeah i’m ok ….. it’s just [recurring thought i’ve had since 2014]

I don’t even like Jimmy Kimmel’s unfunny ass but ABC firing him is so alarming. They’re coming for the mid white men. We’re toast.

Consider piracy the next 1,220 days

Why are the muscles in your feet like that. Ohhhhhhh sorry you flexed the wrong tendon in the wrong place at the wrong time. Torture dungeon indefinitely unless you assume this specific position for a minute

Hey do you guys remember when Google worked. Do you. Do you remember when it worked better than the Tumblr search function.

Once more, Tumblr ends winning by just being there and doing nothing