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parenting commitment level 3000
apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

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i swear to god if people don't start understanding that responding to doylist critique of a piece of media with watsonian exonerations is not an actual rebuttal
somebody saying "hey i don't like that the only gay man in this story is a weird pervert and it portrays gay sexual promiscuity as a moral failing and character flaw" cannot be rebuked by arguing about how the character's backstory or personality traits explain their behaviour. the choices made by a writer are all fundamentally mutable; somebody saying an author's choices should have been different is not going to be persuaded by an argument that takes those choices as immovable fact
It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

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what’s your favorite ship?
titanic
hms terror
uss enterprise
ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)
captain ahab’s whaling vessel
ship of theseus
battleship monopoly token
mclennon
i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)
Poop before shower ultimate power
Poop after bath you're on the wrong path
showers do feel kinda nice but having to shower is such bullshit
i should just get to never feel gross ever on account of im cutes

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I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time--when the United States is a service and information economy; when nearly all the manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries; when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the public interest can even grasp the issues; when the people have lost the ability to set their own agendas or knowledgeably question those in authority; when clutching our crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes, our critical faculties in decline, unable to distinguish between what feels good and what's true, we slide, almost without noticing, back into superstition and darkness. The dumbing down of America is most evident in the slow decay of substantive content in the enormously influential media, the 30 second sound bites (now down to 10 seconds or less), lowest common denominator programming, credulous presentations on pseudoscience and superstition, but especially a kind of celebration of ignorance. - The Demon-Haunted World (1995), Carl Sagan
Yeah....Sorry Carl....you were right :(
ghost
Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.
InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation
They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.
Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.
He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.
Vladimir Serov, The Worker (1960) and The Builder (1964)
transition timeline
winding up for a thunderous soviet slap on th ass

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Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore
feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore
Free the nipple means everyone gets to legally go topless!!!
Free the Nipple: A History of a Hidden Movement, via Hyperallergic, October 5, 2021
Plus, actually, Free the Nipple activists have literally won court cases and shit.
Officials in Fort Collins decided it's not worth the money to fight for its ordinance banning women from appearing topless in public.
Technically, afaik/until the Supreme Court gets another opportunity to rule on this shit:
"The decision not to fight the ban effectively makes it legal for women to go topless in the six states that fall under the 10th Circuit: Wyoming, Utah, Colorado, Kansas, New Mexico, and Oklahoma." -via NBC News, Sept. 19, 2019
...But under this fucking administration, I really wouldn't recommend pushing it
Ah, free the nipple. Some day, she will return stronger than ever.
FreeTheNipple: Quit telling everyone I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes, I can still hear her voice--
The greatest drawing of a dog was also done in the 1700s by a Japanese artist - Nagasawa Rosetsu.
These creatures are some of the greatest drawings