Grungi Fungi

parents are capable of levels of cognitive dissonance you never thought possible

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

convincing this wandering swordmaster (loser, woman) to keep demonstrating her flawless technique to cleave a man from his life for me because her tits bounce really lewdly whenever she does it and she hasn't noticed yet

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

isnt it really cool how your memories can just physically attack you at random

I’ve got that neglected dog stare

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

u havent sexualised me allll weekend is everything wrong

trying to pass off "i just blew 50 bucks" as a normal thing to say but i just left the boreal forest and my shirt and face and hair are sticky and soaked and. listen you can read the blog name you know what i did

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water