Grungi Fungi

i bet it feels good af to be a slimegirl getting sucked up through a silly straw

you verbed dog nouns

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

i suggest a sunscreen sphincter that you put your limbs into and it evenly distributes physical barrier sunscreen onto your skin

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

Like the thing is ultimately I believe it really is no biggies. Like hey guys, it’s no biggie.

it's a smallie, even

10 times outta nine you take a look back and turns out it was a smallie

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

one day, i'll go offline forever