Grungi Fungi

stop using ai i need that water for my bong

when im 45 years old ill still be here posting like take my hand. lets go into menopause together

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

Princess Somnobait has been yawning for the last three hours. She will gladly drink this juice you’re giving her… what? All of it…? It’s kind of a full glass…and it tastes funny. Organic? Ugh. Gross. There, all gone. Happy now?

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

"I've never encountered this issue you're talking about" o.k 👍

I wasn’t expecting that

Engaging in a subgenre of bdsm called “damselplay” where my partner ties me to railroad tracks

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

Bocchi the Rock! fangame that opens with Kikuri Hiroi waking up alone and apocalyptically hung over in a trashed hotel suite with no memory of the preceding 72 hours. There are at least three separate ways to game over without ever leaving the starting room, one of which involves trying to retrieve your bra from the ceiling fan, flubbing the skill check, and dying instantly.

what bra