shiv beam attack

Awhile ago I had a dream that I was in the afterlife, and it was a big city with huge museums dedicated to everyone who's ever died. All of the buildings were broad themes like 'natural historians' or 'pig farmers', and it would be a children's museum esc layout highlighting important figures and history. Except there was a small strip-mall style building, home to a white plain room and a bench facing a TV playing Tim and Eric. Tim was not dead in this dream. It was called the Tim Heidecker Living Memorial.

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight