nectarine enthusiast

everyone in the grocery store is my enemy

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

these two communicate on a level we cannot understand with current language.

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

i love showering it's literally like... im clean now! lol. and i no longer have mental illnesses

wasting away again in tumblrinaville...

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

can i get uhhh human connection but hold the avoidant attachment

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce