nectarine enthusiast

The ability to have nice conversations with strangers and especially store employees will save your everyday life from greyness

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

"why do you want to gossip with the girls?" why do i want to learn from the poets, the writers, the thinkers, the scientists, the mathematicians, the intuitive, and the philosophers? is that what you're asking me?

If I had a girl I’d stand up every time she enters the room like she the president

this energy or nothing

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

[woman who has never been gentle with herself voice] I just need to be more disciplined

Idgafffff about the patriarchys effect on men LOL

they shadowbanned me from finding real n true love

one of my creative writing professors once said that to evaluate a work as good or not, first you ask what the work is attempting to do, and then you evaluate how well it does it. and this is how to judge everything from critical essays to romance novels to snack packaging to theory tracts.

those posts complaining about greasy hair arent exaggerating btw, it really makes you feel like everything in your life is going wrong and falling apart. and then you shower and it turns into a normal tuesday

happy normal (?) tuesday everyone

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?