nectarine enthusiast

the influencer economy is in shambles because the emptiest people you can fathom were tricked into believing they could build a career speaking on taste they do not have, a vision they have not created, authority they have not earned, etc.

an artificially blue drink does NOT stand a chance in front of my thirsty ass

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

i’m not sensitive nor am I sentimental. nothing can touch me.

grabbing a Symptom by the throat and screaming WHO SENT YOU!?? WHICH DISORDER DO YOU BELONG TO

waking up from a love dream feels worse than waking up from a nightmare

fully sober in the club searching "did i squander my divinity"

I’m not saying phases of the menstrual cycle aren’t real but I am saying their effects have been exaggerated by social media influencers with no medical backgrounds to the point of reinventing Female Hysteria. And all this for the purpose of selling “workout plans” and specialized elixirs and seeds and serums via Amazon storefront.

They'll sap your body of its strength, those blankets... And as soon as you succumb to the bed, the pillows will tear what little consciousness you have to shreds.

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point