nectarine enthusiast

When I think of Tarzan, a naked orphaned jungle man raised by apes in the mud and darkness away from society, what comes to mind is of course the smooth soft rock and roll of Phil Collins

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

sitting here. unkissed. when will it end

you seem avoidant for a girl who’s so hungry to experience the full breadth of human connection

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

The ability to have nice conversations with strangers and especially store employees will save your everyday life from greyness

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

"why do you want to gossip with the girls?" why do i want to learn from the poets, the writers, the thinkers, the scientists, the mathematicians, the intuitive, and the philosophers? is that what you're asking me?

If I had a girl I’d stand up every time she enters the room like she the president

this energy or nothing

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens