nectarine enthusiast

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

(flirting) i could be your problem

I don’t have rizz I’m just nice and weird

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

there’s no permanent self and that’s pretty cool

‘song of the summer’ this ‘song of the summer’ that …. carly rae jepsen wrote a MILLION songs of the summer …. #listentowomen

so do you like that im always a little bit pathetic and desperate or

so exhausted by how fundamentally anti-human the capitalist world has become. like ageing, getting fat, being slightly inefficient, and making mediocre art are all extremely normal and extremely human activities, why is every corporation trying to convince us to spend all our money fighting that

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts