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Me: about to go see a friend I’ve known for 22 years to have a Fun Chill Hang

My evil lizard brain: it’s very important that your whole body feels as if you are about to Go To War. whatever you do never forget about the haunting spectre of Fear and also Suffering

#sorry but what is even the point of anxiety genuinely #useless ass reaction to anything 🙄

going to a friend’s for a sleepover tonight and then going from there to another friend’s for a pool party tomorrow… it’s a beautiful day to be a beautiful woman with beautiful friendships!!

#I feel like I gotta pack so much?? but it’s gonna be SO FUN!!

theocseason4

what will you do when the time comes

sinkies

whatever I'm out of here.

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solarsyrup

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

snoopyoftheday

snoopy of the day

desinteresse

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

kosmogrl

one of these days I’ll feel fine and wonder what the well I was so worried for

tonguetyd

Southerners really went off with “y’all” and the Brits really went off with “innit” but most of all the Aussies really went off with calling everyone cunts all the time

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feldfrog

When I think of Tarzan, a naked orphaned jungle man raised by apes in the mud and darkness away from society, what comes to mind is of course the smooth soft rock and roll of Phil Collins

woman with one william hours of screen time on the worst websites ever: why does my brain feel Awful

#I cannot get off this damn phone it is a Problem and I HATE IT

aya--bb

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

notemily

via ered.bsky.social, the only kinds of unethical fiction:

people in the replies are going "what about books glorifying unethical things" and "what if it's propaganda" and you, my friends, are who this comic was made for

snoopyoftheday

snoopy of the day

promethes

sitting here. unkissed. when will it end

#WHEN!!!!

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thee-kt

#meeee

woke up this morning with Blood In My Mouth for absolutely no discernible reason at all so I spent the last three hours thinking about how I probably have a brain bleed and am going to die and that spitting up blood is not at all as glamorous as Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge made it seem.

but THEN I blew my nose later and lo and behold. more blood in my mouth. so I have now come to the conclusion that I dried tf out of my sinuses at the gym when I had a fan blowing directly up on my face for a full hour and now they’re kinda fucked up. so anyway. god forbid a beautiful paranoid woman try to have a little Beyoncé moment and stay cool on the treadmill

#it’s been a Morning I dare say

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