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im communist mostly because i hate shopping and want the government to give me 3 bean tickets and 1 bread ticket each day so my choice is made up for me

anti communism jokes sure haven’t evolved huh

ill try to be cleverer when i attempt to roast this mass murdering economic system in the future

There’s nowhere for the joke to evolve. The punchline is the same for everyone, comrade.

oh my GOD

As long as I’ve been on this site, I honestly should have seen this coming a mile away and yet…

What if you went grocery shopping and the produce section was just missing?

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

Do You Like The Color Of The Red?

God Bless America!

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120 guns per 100 people that they know about.

I like the shadow in the background spoiling just how MUCH of a jump it's going to be

the music is almost as good as that visual

Turn the sound on! You will not be disappointed, people!

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD, UNMUTE!!!!

n years later this is still one of my favorite videos

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

I was part of a civilian group getting books to troops around 2003. One of the other men in the chat said that troops were asking for us to 'stop sending romance novels.' He was a bit sharp on the subject but right. One of the Karenish women went off on that. I was very calm on the subject. Said the one time I read a romance novel was on a mountaintop where I'd been for over a month and read every book there at least twice before opening up the romance novel. And I'd never read on since because I'd never been that desperate. But as soon as women got real power in publishing, they (by and large) stopped publishing for men then asked 'why don't men read?'

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America