You'll Never Be Alone

anon. where is the frog, anon. we need the frog anon.

@elizabethrobertajones

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

its stop associating beauty with morality or ig you can die on the hill they put you on in grade school. haha ugly witch bad and pretty princess good!! <- this is how you sound

"unproblematic so he aged well" do you hear yourself. do you hear yourself

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

not just any MP, but an undersecretary for migration and citizenship. this guy is one of the MPs that has a direct hand on the genuinely horrific treatment of migrants and refugees in the UK, including shipping them off to the UK's former colony after unilaterally declaring the colony to be safe, as well as stripping the migrant and refugees of their heirlooms in the name of "paying for their migration in the UK with their own assets." Starmer's cabinet is filled with people whose bloodsoaked hands will never wash out like these.

How do I... use this? I don't know what to do ;-;

here’s a youtube tutorial by the guy who made it

dear mister "beast..." i am going to kill you with my dual shadow moon katanas on june 15th 2026 at 8:30 pm pacific time

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

honest to god the nostalgebraist autoresponder was a better and more effective use of generative AI than what 90% of these giant tech companies are doing with it and it's not even close. like it had a purpose (entertain Tumblr users) which it succeeded at pretty consistently, an extremely low bar that no big budget AI product I've seen so far has managed to clear. like it blows my mind that a niche internet microcelebrity on goddamn tumblr pulled off a better and more effective implementation of this technology than any major tech company years before said tech giants made it a household topic. the wealthiest and most powerful companies in the world got outdid on this by a fucking Homestuck they should all be living in shame

Considering that, so far, the only two works to come out of the entire field of AI "art" that have had any lasting cultural impact are We Are Charlie Kirk (ironically memed into ubiquity) and Tung Tung Tung Sahur (complete gibberish from jump) I'm convinced the only true utility of this technology is shitposting

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world