shotgun blues

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

rice is like a best friend and a lover to me

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

can’t wait for the day we all wake up to the Big Beautiful News™

character who has to put their trust in the least likely person due to circumstances beyond their control. everyone else around them has betrayed them; no friends, no allies, no rescue. and their only hope is the one person who has, up until this point, been presented as their ontological foil. and they have no choice but to trust them. because the alternative is doom. narrative foils and ideological opposites to lovers. or whatever

“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.

having an oc you're obsessed with feels good as fuck

sometimes it's important to injure the character

the self is one of the most classic guys to sabotage

the terrifying beast of the darkness wants a kissy

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog