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Currently working on A Series of Left Turns, an original work about a gym himbo taking way too long to fall in love with a chill ass toothy monster man.
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Been thinking about this idea with the dragon who's luring knights to his lair in skimpy armor and the paladin he can't get a lot so I fleshed out the characters:
Acitrox - Ancient black dragon, 1100+ years old. Known by the locals as the Crowned Shade for the gold adorning his curved horns and how he blots out the sun when he flies overhead. His lair is situated in a lonely mountain surrounded by swamps, and his territory extends to an entire kingdom. For a black dragon, he is oddly nuanced in his evil, uninterested in domination or overt blanket cruelty as he finds that to be boring at this point in his life. And boredom, it seems, is the one persistent enemy he has left. He's taken to trickery, meddling in the human population of the kingdom, looking to seed opportunities for future conflicts or intrigue, whether that be allowing other dragons or monstrosities to take up residence, mentally tormenting key political figures, or luring the knights away into his swamps for his own amusement. He keeps a small population of goblins in his lair, who serve as his underlings, spies, and army when he wants to have a bit of fun and while his treasure hoard grows from battles with giants and other dragons, there is one paladin besmirching his name he wants to add into his possession...
The Lich - age unknown, actual name forgotten, gender also forgotten, lives deep under the mountain in their own maze like catacombs. Evil to the point of apathy for most living things but tempered only because they have no interest in dealing with mortals and prefer being hidden away with their studies and their ghouls. They find Acitrox intellectually stimulating when he isn't on some bullshit and enjoys the symbiotic relationship they have, given Acitrox's presence deters explorers and holy warriors and in return, the lich has taught the dragon greater magic than he could ever learn on his own.
Ixsy - young adult in goblin years, newest right hand goblin-servant to Acitrox after her superior got eaten and she was chosen for the position by a democratic and not-rigged-at-all drawing of sticks. Her job is to communicate orders from the dragon to the goblins, anything from raiding some village in the kingdom over to finding a few barrels of wine he likes. Ixsy does not like her job at first, but she does eventually grow into it, learning how to easily placate Acitrox's most foul moods and finding enjoyment at being essentially the head honcho. She hates being told to go talk to the Bone Thing downstairs and is happiest when Acitrox is busy with his knight schemes so she can focus on reading his books and doing her art or when they are visited by his mate and Acitrox is on his best behavior.
Naria - 220+, powerful sorceress, mate to and blessed by Acitrox. In her very late teens, she was offered up as a sacrifice to the dragon, who, already being old and uninterested in this affair, would usually take the sacrifices in, give them some gold, and send them off to a different kingdom to live their lives. Naria refused to leave, not wanting to be destined to some nunnery or as a wife working her womb and her hands to the bone, and he took her under his wing as a sort of apprentice. After several years, they eventually fell in love and started a relationship. Naria stuck around for decades, honing her magical craft before eventually leaving to seek experience, power, and further knowledge but she does come back to visit from time to time. She is bull-headed, determined, calculating, and highly independent, choosing to spend her time alone, though she has her own gaggle of allies out in the world.
Gilead the Dragonsbane - 29, the ever famous paladin. Born a whole country away, he was a humble butcher's son who dreamt of being a fierce warrior. Taking up lessons at the local church to become a paladin, he was entirely unprepared at the tender age of 13 when a goblin army headed by an immense black dragon laid waste to his town. He tried to challenge the ancient drake, able to knock a piece of his horn off in his attempt, but was swiftly knocked aside and out by a swipe of the dragon's claws. Being the only one left alive to tell the tale, he fashioned the piece of the horn into a pendant and swore some kind of revenge, exaggerating his encounter to make it seem like he scared the drake off with his holy powers to get into a different order of paladins to continue his training. This lie has carried him through his life and becoming second in command in the paladin chapter in our kingdom and, while he is highly skilled having thrown himself into his craft and is very accomplished in other acts of heroism that have added to his status as a beloved and local legend, the title of Dragonsbane makes him flinch with every use. While Gilead is generally a confident, no-nonsense, stick-in-the-mud goody two shoes in the armor, outside of his duties, he's a kind, thoughtful soul with a humble and gentle disposition who enjoys playing the fiddle. He has a grand friendship with the local bards and the court wizard and is struggling with extremely conflicting reactions to Acitrox's torments. You would not believe the dreams he's been having about going into the dragon's swamps and getting 'caught'.
Emilio - 25, the court wizard and a talented chronomancer. Born with an innate knack for magic, he was admitted to a legendary university a few kingdoms over to study the arcane at a very young age. When he was just barely 19, the court wizard of our kingdom plucked him from his school to study further under himself as an apprentice. Three years later, his old master was killed in the line of duty and Emilio took over the position. While he is talented and very affable for someone of such a scholarly title, he is also a deeply unserious, mischievous person, uninterested in politics or for being bored for very long. His late master was welcome to join in on political negotiations, but Emilio is happily left to his studies or duties or bothering the local order of paladins or really anything that isn't sitting in a meeting, using his limited time magic bullshit to make an annoying diplomat spill their wine over themselves seven times in a row. Again. He is often sent on missions with the kingdom's warriors when they need a magical hand, and this is precisely where he met and struck up a friendship with Gilead, whom he would like to become more than friends with.
Fun facts:
- Gilead is constantly asked why he isn't married, being a handsome man and seemingly every maiden in the region's dream husband. The truth it, every woman he's courted has given up on him for already being married to his work. Due to how this kingdom views sexuality, most of his encounters with men happen outside of the kingdom and are either one offs or very short lived.
- Emilio is a trans man but since this is a highly magical world and he's a wizard, he fixed that shit as soon as he was accepted into the wizard college. His parents are unaware of this fact and so is everyone in the current kingdom but like...opposite. Emilio is also unmarried but he's a wizard, so no one expects him to be, even though one of the king's daughters is infatuated with him beyond measure.
- Emilio has met Acitrox before but he is unaware of this. The dragon has visited his university under his human guise several times. Acitrox does not like him, hates that he replaced the old court wizard who turned a blind eye to the ancient dragon's shenanigans, and is constantly bemoaning that his prized paladin is warming up to the little time manipulating punk.
- This is a complaint Ixsy has heard about many a time. She would like to not have to act as a dragon's therapist, but it comes with the job.
- Naria knows about Acitrox 'knight' antics in his kingdom, and doesn't care. She's just glad he has a hobby that isn't trying to become a god or a greatwyrm or anything that would further inflate his ego. She is also neither good nor evil, doing whatever benefits her and those she cares about most. The goblins under Acitrox's rule view her as a kind of benevolent goddess who's is very nice to them and quells their master's ire. There's many tales of her kindness when she lived in the lair and they are all extremely happy when she stops by for a visit.
Writing prompt? No. Writing much delayed.

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so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in
I can't wait to be redeemed
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Guys, I think this might be more upsetting than chocolate guy.😭
I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars
I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us
anything that brings out your childlike wonder is worth giving your attention to
friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

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me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)
here you go sir
thank you
you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life
New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.
“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.
this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.
Lighting another man’s cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.
Billy Joel actually addressed this interpretation!
You know, good on him for just rolling with it.