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$LAYYYTER
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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@jacqcrisis
Currently working on A Series of Left Turns, an original work about a gym himbo taking way too long to fall in love with a chill ass toothy monster man.
Original concept post: (x)
Key characters: (x)
Tag full of stuff: (x)

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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.
top 5 me posts of all time
real talk i have become a problem recently. the hospital wanted my fingerprint and i said no. the receptionist was like: but its such a convenient way to check in! and i said ok i dont want you to have my biometric data. and she was so baffled. i said, can you not check me in using an id card?
well of course but dont you want to provide your biometric data for your convenience?
nope thanks!
fuck this happened again i was buying some LPs and the clerk was like: can i have your email? and i was like no.
she full on stared at me. she was like: but i need to put you into the system.
and i was like: need to? you NEED to? i don't want to give my email
and she was like: but...how are you going to return items without an account?
and i was like, with a fucking receipt??? wtf is going on right now. if i can't return them i guess i'll die??whatever
you should have seen me a couple of years ago!

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So Boston is straight up running out of beer because of all the Scottish tourists in for the World Cup
can i stare at u like this
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Guess where my horse slept last night
i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

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amazing contribution by @misophoria
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when i was a child for multiple halloweens in a row my costume of choice was “fancy lady” who was a character i invented who looked like this
I just felt someone Z-target me
[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

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The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.