Onward!

some of the music i listen to is straight up bad

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

Climate change.

[Image description: four-panel comic. In the first three panels, various things -- "eye of newt!" "tail of newt!" "bone of newt!" "blood of newt!" -- get added to a cauldron. In the fourth panel, a newt emerges, with the caption "newt! newt! newt!" End description.]

Spent my evening planning a pub crawl around all the establishments from which my great great great grandfather was banned in the 1880s, as unfathomably every single one of them is still open nearly 150 years later, despite barring their best customer

do NOT trust your own thoughts that everyone hates you. the curse of the blood moon is imminent. it's not you. it's ganondorf

i need to [remembers suicide jokes lower your self esteem] free the four divine beasts and vanquish calamity ganon