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*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

one of the best things you can make a female character is really bad at interpersonal relationships

you're in her DMs. i'm bleeding out on her altar. we are not the same

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

Ok listen I get that people tagging posts with men is a rule of physics on this hellsite but it's kind of bizarre how badly some of you have failed the assignment on this one. A generic male protagonist archetype who is a man is nothing. That's just the normal cliche I'm talking about subverting. What?

Like if you are For Serious headcanoning your blorbo as a trans woman I am kissing you on the head. But I KNOW most of you are not doing that. Come on. For one dollar name a fictional woman. No being a loser does not make him a woman try again

i have a personality flaw that always positions me on the side of characters who are hiding everything and refuse to accept help. like do NOT confide in people. confiding in people is the enemy. REAL winners lie and lie and continue lying until they ruin every single thing theyve got going for them & didnt fix a single goddamn thing. keep digging grandpa youre almost there

mhm sure you’re pretty as hell but are you creepy. Do you freak people out 

mike flanagan vs not compulsively upholding nuclear family connections as an inherently morally good/redemptive force

Mike Flannagan’s Sharp Objects Pitch: A reporter goes back to her hometown to investigate a murder and must stay with her estranged mother. They bond over the tragic death of her sister, which was no one’s fault because it was a ghost who targets innocent girls. Though initially hesitant, the reporter also builds the foundation of a new relationship with her youngest sister, the curious young Amma. Despite Amma’s happy childhood, she is now being haunted by the same ghost. The reporter and her mother must band together to save little Amma before it’s too late. In the end their mother sacrifices her own life to save them both and they see a vision of her dressed as Persephone keeping the ghost girls safe even in death, because a mother’s love is eternal

Now you might say that’s great Mike but what’s the ghost’s motivation? Well you see the ghost wasn’t trying to hurt anyone, her own daughter actually died of an illness which was 100% real and not Munchausen by proxy. When her child died all she had to remember her by was her baby teeth, one of which was loose right before she died also explains why the dead town girls were missing teeth. This ghost actually only targeted little girls because she mistook them for her own sick child, which is very tragic and moves Adora to tears. Amma hand makes a pair of a mother and baby dolls and puts it them her dollhouse in remembrance.

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG