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Honestly, probably the best social tip I could ever give you guys is literally just ask. Need to make a doctor's appointment but don't know how? Call the doctor's office and ask. Don't know the meaning of what someone said? Ask them. Don't understand the instructions you were given? Ask them to repeat or clarify. This has literally never failed me, no one's gotten angry, no one's refused to answer.
Even in situations where you think it might not work, I once accidentally missed a deadline to accept a job offer, so I called and asked if they could reset it and they did. Just today I called a doctor and asked how to schedule an appointment, the lady told me how, and then I did it. Didn't know if someone was being sarcastic or not, so I asked and they told me. Just ask.
hey so we americans live in a gerrymandered hellscape but i literally cannot emphasize enough how important it's going to be to vote anyway during these upcoming 2022 elections, and that goes quadruple if you live in pennsylvania
like for real not only is the governor race going to decide whether abortion access is kept legal in PA, but if fucking doctor oz makes it into the senate i swear to god i'm going to become the joker
Michigan, too. Whitmer and Nessel (gov and AG) are all that stands in the way of a VERY conservative state congress that is not representative of our people's will. If they are replaced by Republicans we become Texas real fast.
#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me
Necesitas gafas?
Can we just appreciate how many friends this guy has to pull this off
fuck their social circle whered they get the goddamn goat

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this blog is a support group for girls who think theyâre being annoying no matter what the context is
The Extranet has questions, and I have no answers.
Iâll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as âattractiveâ or even âsexyâ to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isnât?
Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasnât anything particularly âfoxlikeâ about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be âweirdâ, but I donât think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.
The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.
there are only two genders: frog and pig
Iâve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggyâs kids are like that means either
1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR
2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children
yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology
oh god
Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it
Do you think thereâs a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?
Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like
So do with that what you will
Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):
Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha
I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.
In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.
This is the worst addition to this post
I am reminded of Treasure Planet.
In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies
I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?
Or is that just something my brain made up?
New meme:
just describe the plot of any star trek episode so that itâll look like a shitpost
If you go too fast, you turn into a lizard
itâs offensive to let your dog pee on a tree
spock gets so high he almost becomes straight
Small furries will eat you and your ship
What happens to this one (1) Vulcan manâs brain will blow your mind
You canât die in the wild west unless ur really feelin it
Just when you think youâve evaded all of humanity, out of the corner of your eye you see her, Amelia Earhart
If everyone disappears, youâre likely to be trapped in your sonâs science experiment.
If you die in the game, you do not die in real life.
area man fucks around in a desert, unearths his momâs face
two bros rolling in the sand groping each other cause theyre not gay
Convincing boss to go LARPing in another dimension
awkward virgin himbo accidentally infects his boss/crush with violent horny disease (which is actually totally normal for his people)
Professor Moriarty (yes that one) takes over a spaceship with his gf
METAPHOR
::wheeze::
Angry Young Woman Destroys Garden To Make Way For Gentrification
Actually, fuck all this: baseball.
Waterbears travel on secret mushroom networks

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why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
âŚ.. Where exactly do you live that the tea isnât liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No itâs sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and iâve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. Â Youâve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Â Donât play like youâre some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
#INTO THE HARBOR
Englad doesnât own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
If I stop reblogging this, Iâve gone to the other side.
I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEREâS NO BOTTLED TEA IN ENGLANDÂ
In Asia you can get it in cans and bottles
Do you know how rare it is for me to see this post resurface on my dash?
Also, you can get it in bottles and cans at the local Asian market here.
Still dying.
...There I was, veritably myself again.
This life is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE
Honoring the lives lost in the Atlanta shooting
Xiaojie 'Emily' Tan, 49
Tan, 49, was the mother of Jami Webb, a recent graduate from the University of Georgia. She was a licensed massage therapist and the owner of Youngâs Asian Massage, along with other businesses in the area, including another spa and a tanning salon, according to state records. She was âthe sweetest, most kind-hearted, giving, never-met-a-stranger person,â a friend told Atlantaâs WSB-TV. Just one day away from her 50th birthday when she was killed, according to USA Today, Tan was described by her daughter as thoughtful, devoted to her family, and looking forward to traveling in her retirement.
Hyun Jung Grant, 51
Hyun Jung Grant was a Korean immigrant who worked at Atlantaâs Gold Spa. Her son Randy Park, 23, shared a tribute to his mother on GoFundMe: He said his mother was a single parent who âdedicated her whole life to providing for my brother and I.â She loved dancing and sushi, according to Park, who told The Daily Beast, âShe wasnât just my mother. She was my friend.â Park, who now has to raise his brother alone, is not buying law-enforcement officialsâ suggestion that the attack was motivated by a supposed sex addiction, not racism. âThatâs bullshit,â he said.
Delaina Ashley Yaun Gonzalez, 33
Yaun Gonzalez, 33, was a mother of two â 13-year-old Mayson and 8-month-old Mia. She had worked all day on Tuesday at the Waffle House a few shops down from Tanâs spa business. She had been looking forward to having a relaxing night out with her husband, Mario Gonzalez, whom she married only last year, and the couple had reportedly never been to Youngâs Asian Massage before. According to Fox 5 Atlanta, family members say that Mario Gonzalez, who survived the shooting, is âtaking [the situation] hard.â Delaina Ashley Yaun Gonzalezâs friends and family have set up a GoFundMe to address her funeral costs.
Paul Andre Michels, 54
Michels, 54, was a handyman at Youngâs Asian Massage and the owner of an electric company. He was only recently hired for the role and excited to take it on after looking for more work during the pandemic, according to a friend who spoke with CBS46. An army veteran originally from Detroit, Michels is one of nine siblings and is survived by his wife of more than two decades. In an interview with the Guardian, his brother John Michels emphasized his kindness. âHe was just a regular guy, very good-hearted, very soft-natured,â he said, while noting that Michels had expressed an interest in getting involved in the massage business.
Yong Ae Yue, 63
A licensed massage therapist, she was laid off at the start of the pandemic last year and was excited to finally start shifts at the spa again, her son Elliott Peterson, 42, told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution on Friday morning. Yueâs youngest child, Robert Peterson, 38, agreed, recalling their mother as a kind and deeply caring woman. If you stopped by her house, sheâd sit you down, ask if youâd eaten, and then insist on a trip to H Mart grocery store so she could make a meal.
Daoyou Feng, 44
Daoyou Feng, 44, began working at Youngâs Asian Massage in recent months, according to Tanâs friend Hynson. She was kind and quiet, he said. Her relatives could not be reached for comment.
Soon Chung Park, 74
Soon Chung Park, 74, was also a worker at an Atlanta spa. Her family didnât respond when reached for comment. Park previously lived in New York, where she has relatives, her son-in-law, Scott Lee, told the New York Times. âShe got along with her family so well,â Lee told the newspaper.
Suncha Kim, 69
Suncha Kim, 69, worked at one of the spas in Atlanta. Her family could not be reached for comment. Kim, a grandmother, was married for more than 50 years, a family member told the Times. She enjoyed line dancing and worked hard, the relative said.
Elcias Hernandez-Ortiz, 30
Hernandez-Ortiz, 30, was the only survivor of the victims who were shot on Tuesday, and he remains hospitalized for multiple gunshot wounds in his âforehead, throat, lungs and stomach,â according to the Washington Post. He was shot while standing outside in the shopping center where Youngâs Asian Massage is located. âHe came from nothing and has come a long way; that is why I have faith he will survive this,â his wife Flor Gonzalez told the Washington Post. Gonzalez has also set up a GoFundMe to help with the costs of Hernandez-Ortizâs medical care.
this is superior humor
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âEndometriosis has a long and colorful history, and disbelief is a big part of it. Women with endometriosis were diagnosed with everything from hysteria to witchcraft, and itâs believed that what Freud once described as hysteria, was in fact endometriosis. Treatment for these symptoms, even up through the time of Freud included things like hanging women upside down and using noxious gases. Iâve written about the disbelief of female pain, and how this phenomena contributes to the delayed diagnoses of endometriosis and other diseases in women. When you have endometriosis you are surrounded by people, doctors and friends alike, who are quick to assure you that your pain isnât that bad, that itâs all in your head, and that itâs just what getting your period is like. Quiet these voices, listen to your own, and listen to your own body. Be your own advocate, speak up, and insist on the reality of your pain. You deserve a quality of life, and your reproductive health should be taken seriously by your peers, your doctors, and you. The earlier endometriosis is diagnosed and treated, the better chance treatment will work, and the better chance you will have at preserving your fertility, and health long term.â
â Endometriosis - Why You Shouldnât Ignore Severe Period Pains (via hellyeahscarleteen)