uh oh…. grimdark!

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

The amount of hamlet your teenager can recite is in direct correlation to their deteriorating mental health. To be or not to be is a warning sign but if they're doing rogue and peasant slave too it's time seek help

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

they should let me listen to music while looking out the window of a train for my entire life

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

even with watching a movie from like the 90s it’s insane how much everyone looks like a Normal Person compared to anything filmed today

it’s something about the aggressively obvious 2020s makeup too on everyone in every movie no matter what the time period is. it’s the 19th century they do not have highlight!!!!

it’s very rare to make a good friend who could also be a protagonist in one of my novels

As I was posting this I heard good luck babe come on in the other room and the person I was posting about going “THIS COULD HAVE BEEN ME!!! It still could be with your help!!!!”