what’s Good

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

Why does it feel weird and intimate to mention that someone was in even the most innocuous of your dreams? Sorry my subconscious decided to think about you for a second. You were a curator at an ice cream museum that was also my second grade classroom. If you even care.

your average x-files plot

doechii and megan could literally kill a man in broad daylight and i'd be on here defending them

99.9% of bug bite itchers stop itching before the scratch that finally makes the bug bite stop itching for good

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”