most faithful mirror

if kutner was a tumblrina the end of wilson's heart would show him scrolling the dash face completely blank reblogging one sentence shitposts without smiling or even exhaling through his nose

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

nobody lures you into the fog anymore

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

my retirement plan is to be found dead by the river

”all language is approximation” believers when my autistic ass finally weaves together the exact right linguistic phrase that conveys pure information and shatters qualia as we know it

the bitch wife should be one of the most revered and respected archetypes in our culture and yet she is constantly mocked and derided smh

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

that stage of friendship where you both think the other is way cooler than you so every interaction feels like it's happening between two overanxious and hyperactive squirrels

trauma dumpling