yeah idk

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

I TAKE ONE MINUTE TO REPLY ASKING FOR A CLARIFICATION HOW ARE YOU LEAVING ME ON DELIVERED. DID YOU THROW YOUR PHONE INTO THE RIVER

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.

happy pride to the boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that mr the killers had in February of last year

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space