yeah idk

you should be able to plug cables and shit into a basketball for no reason

changing my mind since nobody likes my idea my new idea is nobody should be able to do anything on earth at all

yeah past negative events have changed your brain chemistry, you know what else changes your brain chemistry? doing new things in the present

If the brain chemistry could change for worse, it can change for the better

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

unfortunately i can’t control everyone’s perception of me down to the smallest detail. unfortunately they have their own lives and brains that inform the filter they see me through when i exist near them. and i could be the greatest possible version of myself and i could people please until the end of time and i could walk a thousand miles through the desert repenting and still it would not change this one fundamental fact

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

DID IT WORK THOUGH.