I Wanna Be In The Room Where It Happens

This is a ghost post. No one can see it but if you do you will be able to gain great luck this week. Reblog to activate. Ignore it and you will be hunted by the ghost of the unlucky witch. 

so apparently the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling are actually “severe psychological distress”

why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole

straight vampires are so unrealistic

imagine being heterosexual for all eternity.. pass

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

THE POST, THE P O S T

IT’S THE POST!!!!!!!

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

Passing this good karma

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

Her descent to villainy lasted all of three scenes. This is ridiculous.