we need to get armand onto curly girl yt/tiktok/reddit immediately, cause every time that man’s curls drop the bodies start piling up again

Jfc Alys doesn’t even have to do anything. She is going to give that chernobyl-level disaster of a human being (affectionate) the most basic medical care and Aemond is going to go from zero to “love of my life/MOMMY”

my og hotmail address had the word ‘zutara’ in it so this is big weekend for me and anyone who contacted me via MSN messenger back in the day

Daniel Molloy is not the most sensitive nor the most well-adjusted person to ever walk the earth, so it’s truly unfortunate for everyone involved that he’s wound up in the position where he has to gently (i.e. with all the softness of a baseball bat to the back of the head) tell multiple people that one of the core relationships in their life is actually very very fucked up and abusive and they should probably be in therapy for the next century

If I have to watch another season of Rhaenyra Targaryen contemplating Just War theory and debating how she feels about the morality of using violence in the middle of a war where both sides have sentient nukes in which the other lot keeps killing her kids I swear to god