@JAH.Mya

Y'all….Wednesday was so lit. So I went to Porter House in Columbus Circle. 

SEA OF DADDIES YALL. 

Young, Old, Hot, Ugly, Short, Tall….all kinds for the taking.

While I didn’t get any POTs from there, the notes I have from there are gold.

So nextdoor is Ascent. A few daddies and thats where I got my POT. We will call him…Amis. Amis was glued into me the whole time. 

I ordered the Jamaican Ting….dont get this if you’re a lightweight. I was feeling my little self.

So I finished my drink and my sister and I decided to move. On my way to my new seat, I slipped Amis my card. He didn’t want me to leave. Held on to me like I was his. We exchanged a few words and off I went. 

About 30 mins later, Amis hits my inbox with the “I wish we could have spent more time together but hopefully in the coming days”

GOT EM. [In my Joanne the Scammer Voice]

So I noticed my phone was being shitty…not charging. I went to Apple 5th Ave and made an appointment.

Apple is a great place to meet daddies btw!

So my sister and I decided to give King Cole Bar a try again…last time was so traumatizing lol

We get there…plenty of daddies. All looking. We are black so our target audience is specific. It took a while but we finally snagged one for my sister. Lawyer type. They had the same interests…it was lit. They connected. There was a younger man, more of the vanilla type but fine as fuck nonetheless.

I gave him my card. And we scurried off.

We were on the way to Penn when something told me that I needed to go back to Apple and keep my appointment. 

Cute little white guy comes over…

I explain one side of my beats aren’t working and my iPhone wasn’t charging.

THIS MAN GOT ME NEW BEATS AND A NEW IPHONE FOR FUCKING FREE.

It probably helped that I was in a red dress and spilled about how I intend to be a fixer…like DC fixer. But regardless he helped a bitch out. 

Moral of this lit fucking night: Its not always the daddies that make your night. Put on a smile/show for all the men. They will move mountains for a damsel in distress.