tw: swiftie op

i mean i get it if taylor doesn’t want wedding photos getting out but i want to see her dress so badly. if she shows us what her dress looks like it’s going to influence every bride for the next like five years à la kate middleton

there are three scheming eunuchs at my estate at all times (neutered house cats)

scooby can speak full sentences but when there’s something the mystery gang needs to know suddenly he’s just a dog 🙄

sarah obviously didn’t deserve what happened to her at all but she is a great example of how betraying another woman to get shitty man’s attention will not benefit you lol. it was obvious that nikki was mentally unwell but she liked bear so she decided that nikki had to be the one manipulating him and made a move on her friend’s boyfriend instead of trying to, idk, get nikki some help?? call for a wellness check??