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darkmoonhyena

Inspecting my grean

darkmoonhyena

Yep that's grean!

goblinparty

Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’.

“Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard…”

and just now I heard him yell “BOOKAROO” from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i’ve ever heard

sasquapossum

“Howdy, pardner. Name’s Tex. Biblio Tex.”

certifiedlibraryposts

Certified Library Post

shadowerrata

@thelibratrix

deletiaclementine

Ilya, in a Hawaiian shirt that makes him feel stupid, terrified Shane is secretly engaged to a literal movie star, on the knife edge of elation and despair: so how’s your girlfriend

Shane, on a mission, already forgot he was informed he was gay five minutes ago, half bricked up and ready to rub it on his man: who?

sometiktoksarevalid

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princesssarisa

Where did your first name come from?

I was named after one of my parents

I was named after a dead relative or family friend

I was named after a living relative or family friend

I was named after a religious figure

I was named after a historical figure

I was named after a fictional character

I was named after a place

My parents just chose a name they liked

Other

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

Having been named after a character in The Great Gatsby by my English-major dad, I thought I would ask about this.

#picked a name off a list in a hurry for a language immersion thingy #it’s not even a real name in that language it was misspelled

makemeyours-29-deactivated20241

"Are you good in bed?" No, I can't sleep.

katlovesshrimps

does anyone have that tweet that's like "talking to the ace hardware employee: gonna remodel an old brownstone by myself can I get the fisher price tool kit and stupid white paint"

twincanine

katlovesshrimps

THATS EXACTLY IT THANK YOU SO MUCH

northshorewave

A lot of internet-famous people--guy who can pick any lock, guy who can make anything out of chocolate, guy who can drink lots of water without spilling a drop--are like characters a five-year-old would make up for a comic book.

ncuts

When British and American just don’t translate 😂

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allfinehere

@elodieunderglass horrible things with legs

elodieunderglass

The lads!!

mentalhellonline

surroundedbybooks

Paging @elodieunderglass to the Weird Things With Legs department

elodieunderglass

They’ve committed so fully to the bit!

rosieandthemoon

By Katrin Vates

#embroidery

couchnapping

I get such a kick out of the prefix 'cis'

getting a book cislated: yup, still can't read it

cisition timeline: just a selfie

cisformation: make a bunch of super saiyan sounds and walk away

cisubstantiation: by the power of god this bread has remained bread

idk its just neat

estrogenesis-evangelion

cisformers: they're just cars

duchessvongooseberg

precisely as much as meets the eye

petralemaitre

cisportation: wherever you go, there you are

loveridden1999

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omagpies

and then it ends up choosing a job that lets it ride a transport and consume media, only it isn’t alone <3

beansfrombeans

the devils sacrament always has the funniest posts

beansfrombeans

this post was about someone writing an ask to a bdsm rp blog asking to be "bread and stuffed" and the dom running the blog responding with "good girl, of course i can help you with that!" and sharing a calzone recipe

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