When the Truth comes out of my very own mouth

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

blasts you with my placebo beam

Oh fuck I think I can feel the effect

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

gay men brought back 70s mustaches, lesbians brought back 80s mullets, and now straight dudes are just walking around with both thinking they stumbled onto this styling choice by accident. say the line meryl (cerulean sweater monologue but specifically about how gay culture creates taste)