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me, mentally flipping through the various daydream universes i’ve crafted up like records in a crate: hmm, which fantasy shall i indulge in tonight?

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apricops

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

chadhulk

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

kybercrystalgems

“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”

burglarsonarceny

how does this post keep getting better

aquariumpacific

she doesn’t have tentacles, she has trophies ⚽️🐙🏆

kiisaes

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

#arugula salad

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honeyybrii

"you may also like-" no, i'm rewatching heated rivalry

athelind

The Most Tumblr Punchline

I've noted before that my favorite punchline on Tumblr is "hang on, gotta look something up/okay that's funny."

Let me explain why:

It is a way to say "I don't get it" without blaming the joke or the teller.

It is a tacit admission of ignorance without shame or judgement.

It assumes responsibility for acquiring the knowledge the respondent doesn't already have.

It cues other people who Don't Get It to do the look-up themselves, allowing them to get that full impact of Getting It without derailing the post with explanations.

It gives subsequent readers, whether or not THEY got the joke, a little frisson of good feelings when they realize that someone else is now In On The Joke.

It not only makes the original joke funnier, it gets funnier the more often it's used.

prismatic-bell

I've actually used it when I already knew, but also knew the subject at hand was absurdly niche and wanted to encourage people to look it up.

jmtorres

i also enjoy the variant "hang on i gotta look something up"/"hey what the fuck" because sometimes history is just. like that

#tumblr culture #gotta look something up #okay that's funny

fbdbsgdg

Sunrise on the beach

an-eccentric-devil

I think more people need to learn the phrase "I don't know enough about that to have a strong opinion" its literally a cheat code for awkward conversations

an-eccentric-devil

its ok if you actually do know a lot about the thing and/or have strong opinions about it btw. you can just lie

introvertsnation

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iero

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

lasaraleen

So sorry to become someone who steals tweets but this is so funny

karpad

You absolutely forgot “The Narnia Chronicles: The Wardrobe of Lions and Witches” the subtitle and colon are essential

icarus-suraki

The Narnia Chronicles:

Book 1: The Wardrobe of Lions & Witches

Book “1.5″: A Tale of Boys and Horses (special e-book novella)

Book 2: A Song of Princes and Ruins

Book 3: The Voyage

Book 4: The Chair of Silver & Darkness

Prequel (for some reason): The Book of Rings and Magicians

Book 5: The Last Battle (volume 1), The Last Battle (volume 2)

headspace-hotel

Thanks! I fucking hate it,

elismor

I thought about just tagging this 'nuff said, but it's not.

I want to say something to all of the women under 50 on this site. Ready? You do not have to be over 50 to start taking up space.

Can I make that blink? Is that a thing Tumblr can do? Because, seriously. The sooner you believe you are allowed to take up space, the better life will be.

fromankyra

buying earplugs, ear protection, headphones and earbuds: bro i can put so many things on my ears bro you don't even know

i-am-a-fish

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

i-am-a-fish

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

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rogeyroo

sashimi rolling, they hating

virginiagentlenerd

This is honestly the content I am here for, every day.

lestatfag

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

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