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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@sasquapossum
Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards
"What did they ever do to deserve this? <reads> Oh. Carry on."
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the german word for villain, Bösewicht, is so great. like not only are you evil, you're also some sort of gnome about it
So this guy's name probably hits the German ear a bit differently, huh?
Adventurous doggo
Well yes, I do want to see how these places look with friendly dogs in them. Better than that stupid thing they added and then pulled within hours last night, using AI to add protesters or bomb craters or just about anything to Google Earth images.
The "Peacock" Chair designed by Frank Lloyd Wright for the Imperial Hotel in Tokyo, Japan, in 1921-22
Bacteriophage chair
The chair doesn't work for me, but I would totally get a lamp like this. Or make one. Hmmm.
earth worm, fire ant, water buffalo
what is the elusive wind animal
It's not a real animal, but I think the strandbeest deserves mention here.
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listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.
This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice
One of the most important lessons I learned during my working-adult life was to be intentional about how I spend my time/energy. Maybe a survival skill left over from my poor days. In any case, half-assing or outright ignoring certain things turned out to be more effective than I ever could have expected.
Job hunting in a hostile environment. ✨
My 22yo is going through this now, as are many of my friends' kids. I went through some hard times myself at that age, but I don't remember things looking so bleak. Even in a generally bad economy, there were pockets of opportunity and a hope for better next year. With oligarchs and private equity owning almost everything, plus laws and courts bent to protect them from any accountability no matter how destructively they behave, that doesn't seem like the case any more. I'm sorry.
I know this is due to my particular constellation of interests, but for me the funniest thing about the "everything in a given century happened simultaneously" view of history being applied to the 1900s is bumping into increasing numbers of people who are genuinely unclear on whether Dungeons & Dragons pre-dates or post-dates The Lord of the Rings.
If I deliberately reversed the order of the Beatles and the IBM PC, I'm sure some of the people reading this wouldn't even question it and others would have to go look it up before correcting me.
I don't know why I'm telling this story, but...
I carefully picked a mountaintop site, planned so I could climb ahead and have a few minutes without arousing suspicion, so I could change into a clean shirt. When the actual moment came, I flubbed it.
her (feeling my back): Hey, your shirt is dry. me: Yeah, I didn't want to be all sweaty and gross when I proposed. her: 😮 me: 🤦♂️
Rocket cat! 😂
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“bits to use in everyday conversations”
"I wasted brain cells remembering that?"
chewy dot com wants you to know that they are proud purveyors of fine Dog Exorcism Potions, btw
the ad copy says it can be used on camels. imagine someone with a camel who is struggling with camel behavior problems seeing this and thinking "hot damn, the solution to my camel misbehavior problems is CERTAINLY this dog exorcism potion"
I'd like to see someone try to administer this to a camel with behavioral problems.
[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
If this doesn't become a permanent part of Tumblr lore, I'm going to flip a grunt.
On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."
As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.
As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.
I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.
May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.
hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today
Gender WTForia.
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stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.
everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius
A lot of people seem to have strong opinions about not having opinions.
pictured: nerd to nerd friendship
When I was in the hospital the night after my surgery last year, my room-mate and I didn't talk at all for the first several hours. Then he hesitantly came around the curtain. He said he'd overheard me talking about earbuds (on the phone with my wife) and asked if I could give some advice or recommendations for his son. Oh, the way I was rubbing my (metaphorical) hands. 🤣 Dude, you have no idea what you just asked for.
