no thoughts head empty

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

thank god they made black sails before everyone who knew how to do lighting and composition for television shows committed ritual suicide

Flipping the narrative here i love small talk and i’m very good at it. I love saying “thank god we had that rain!” And “the construction downtown is CRAZY” it gives me a rush

we seriously need to have a conversation about how evil, slow, and lifeless january is

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening