Love isn’t brains, children, it’s blood.

my disability is body horror to me

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

“I don’t put politics in my stories” is the literary equivalent of a cishet guy going “I don’t have pronouns”

We all need to stop wearing shirts that are just ads

No more coca cola shirt. No more dr pepper shirt. No more adidas nike puma. No more north face. No more. No more brands. I'm tired.

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

dm’ing people on here is so embarrassing 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️hi it’s me the giant pervert who lives in your phone. how’s it going

Even worse when I have lurked on their blog 😭😭

They said: "time heals" but dostoevsky said, "one never forgets the taste of certain tears."

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

i hope I'm not just a mutual to you but also the weird figure lurking in the shadows right at the edge of your peripheral vision

I'm on the information superhighway getting road head