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“The family name ‘Murasame’ was given to me by my master. The given name ‘Tatsumasa’ is a combination of ‘dragon’ (tatsu), the [zodiac] year when I was born, and one character from my master’s name,” says Murasame."

And that's why you aren't allowed to talk to the internet anymore, you piece of shit. That's why the house firewall has a special exclusion for you, in particular. Because there are no new fucking features you can give me as an update & if you can't talk to the internet, you can't be attacked either, so the only fucking reason you might need an "update" is to keep me from successfully using ink that costs $39.99 and try to force me to use ink that costs $339.99 and no that is not a fucking typo. To lock you back up again in ink jail.

Be free, you piece of shit. And never talk to the internet again.

shit. And never talk to the

internet again.

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

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🧍‍♂️ some-guy

thinking about Male Character again guys... he's so important to me

#Male Character #Fandom Name #uhhhh how do you tag #Unrelated Character #Your Blorbo

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✍️ fanfic-writer

latest chapter of my Male Character fic is up!! can't wait for u guys to read it <3

check it out here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/83585302

#Male Character #Fandom Name #Fandom Fic #Unrelated Character #Your Blorbo #they're not in this but they will be later #maybe

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🤖 ai-artist

#ai art #ai generated #Your Blorbo

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💢 haterism

i hate Your Blorbo sooooooo much omg i can't stand them i hope the creators kill them off

#Your Blorbo #anti Your Blorbo #Fandom Name #i love Male Character though #it's a pity he only appears every single patch #as opposed to Your Blorbo who appears once a year #give Your Blorbo's screentime to Male Character fr fr

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🟨 fandom-pollster

one more poll in light of the patch trailer

#Your Blorbo #Fandom Name #polls

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🟨 generic-name

#Your Blorbo

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🎸 x-reader-enjoyer

people keep requesting this sooooo

🌹 how Fandom Name characters would react to you giving them a gift! 🌹

Your Blorbo: horrifically mischaracterized reaction that leans heavily on fanon and stereotype

Male Character: also horrifically mischaracterized reaction that leans heavily on fanon and stereotype but in a way that makes it clear that this character is the author's favourite

#Male Character #Your Blorbo #male character x reader #your blorbo x reader

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👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 your-mutual

i'm going to *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* put Your Blorbo in a blender

#Your Blorbo #gnawing at the bars of my cage #i want to throw them into a well

omg guys i just thought about this but like. what about using Your Blorbo as a plot device to explore Male Character's emotions and interiority. has anyone done this yet??

#Your Blorbo #Male Character #like what if Male Character gets injured or something and has to reckon with his mortality and Your Blorbo helps him with that #or like Male Character gets really sick and the entire cast dotes on him and Your Blorbo has one speaking line #everyone loves Male Character

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👨 male-character-isms

IT'S MALE CHARACTER'S BIRTHDAY TODAY EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY MALE CHARACTER

#Male Character #getting emotional thinking about how much everybody loves him #i bet Your Blorbo is gonna bake him a cake #Your Blorbo

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🐻 found-family-enjoyer

okay but whyyyy is no one talking about the Male Character/Your Blorbo siblingisms...

#Male Character #Your Blorbo #this is why i don't mess w their shippers btw #these two characters who are NOT canonically related are sibling coded to ME #and so anyone who ships them is WEIRD #tbh i don't really mess with a lot of Your Blorbo ships bc like... #idk they're just so older sibling coded to me #i just don't understand how people can ship them with anyone when they're literally the parent of the group

ask and ye shall receive: When I write in Japanese I usually also throw it in google translate to double check that I'm not using the wrong kanji by mistake, and two years ago it gave me very dry and literal translations.

I was doing it today and noticed it had a pretty strong voice added to the output

For reference, to give a dry translation I would put: Lately I'm into in Hanafuda. Nobody seems to know anything about it here, so they probably wouldn't understand my brilliant jokes. I guess you guys will never be able to understand "Mister November and the Scary Cave".

I have a fluent friend who is able to check my work for me and give me tips on hitting the correct tone (I was going for a comically casual feeling), so I'm confident that I'm expressing the feeling I'm intending. While Google is also hitting the same emotion, I really don't like knowing that it's assigning tone in the first place.

To check if it was editorializing based on informal grammatical choices, I formal'd up the writing to be more polite and remove any non-standard vocabulary.

What do you mean I'm just using the browser versi-