hi.

Why is everyone sleeping now, fucking ad break that kills the flow of football. They're all waiting for it right now.

How is that not a yellow?

One of the reasons the 1934 World Cup remains so infamous is how impossible it is to separate football from politics... Yet here we are in 2026, unable to separate football from politics again.

I'm fighting my inner "Can both teams lose?" instinct by reminding myself that one side is genuinely evil, the other is just annoying enough to feel like it.

Why is the announcer screaming like it's an MMA match?

And that Shakira song, goodness, it can't die soon enough too

Tom Cruise speech? Yeah you know what, I'm glad we left in the semis. I don't have to stress through a stupid half time show or even think about my team lifting the trophy alongside Tr*mp

I'm giving the game a maximum of 20 min to grab my attention, otherwise I'm returning to my book 👀

Starting with the USA national anthem, lemme switch channel for a minute 🙄

Nothing is more French than hosting a legendary sporting event and watching a foreign athlete win it. Roland Garros 🤝 Tour de France

Jacques Villeneuve 😑

I'll gladly take that P1 and P2, but can I get a refund for P3 though? 😭