The cards will tell...

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns

“i don’t want topless girls or leather daddies at pride” well i don’t want wells fargo or facebook at pride but we don’t always get what we want

im learning that y’all’s prides never had topless girls and I am so sorry. Our dykes on bikes had women with their tits out and it was marvelous. Praying for y’all 🙏

I feel like I have to add that they were very much not given an okay by the city to be topless. They were breaking the law. These women were nipples out on motorcycles and the city of austin could do jack to stop them

Fun fact: Columbus, OH has a law allowing women to be topless because at one point a bunch of bull dykes decided that they wouldn't put their tits away until it was no longer illegal.

I envy that level of swag.

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

Is this…shipping discourse?

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

Maybe its my age, but i’m a little concerned that the fact he is a singer and wrote Margaritaville wasn’t prior knowledge and is considered a controversy

Jimmy Buffett plays the margarita guy in Jurassic World because his most famous song is “Margaritaville” and this is therefore hilarious, I thought

absolutely obsessed with jimmy buffett being called “this guy”

Love the suggestion that the song and brand Margarativille are mentioned in passing on the Wikipedia page for uncredited Jurassic World extra Jimmy Buffett

This is what aging feels like.

Not to be confused by the other country singer who sings about getting drunk on the beach, Kenny Chesney

a hundred years of getting narsty

A hundred and one years of getting narsty!

A hundred and two years of getting narsty!

imagine a giant monster following you around and picking you up and kissing you all the time. that’s what my cat lives with every day

that’s exactly what half the people on this site want

oh to be gently picked up and kissed by a giant monster

Fondly remembering the time that a cat owner casually entered their calico Maine Coon in a cat fancier’s competition and the judges lost their minds because the cat was 1) male and 2) able to bear children

@pangur-and-grim

He is fearfully and wonderfully made!

Reblogging again for this crucial addition