Hoosteenay

*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it

Who’s the gay that made a glory hole arcade game??? I just wanna talk.

You ain’t a real gamer if you ain’t playing Yank That Plank

date of origin: 17th of december, 2012.

we slidin

At that point he’s a passenger too

Happy we slidin season to all who observe

you know for context initially you weren’t able to fuck the bear but people were so horny over the druid npc (who for context in his normal form is an unreasonably jacked and friendly elf) that the studio threw up its hands and said “fuck it you all are calling him a bear let’s make it legit” and then they showed the vampire twink character getting fucked by the bear on stream and got banned. there’s also a toe sucking scene in the game that they used for promotional material. it’s also got some of the best character writing and encounter design in any RPG I’ve ever played.