ACAB means Assigned Catboy At Birth

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

The what???

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I don't know what to tell you man.

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

whatever. go my scallops

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

forget your zodiac tell me what you order at a bar and at a coffee shop

some people treat the DSM like a bible containing only absolute truths of the universe and I would really like them to stop doing that because it isn't helpful

Everyone say "thank you Bridget"

take this gender quiz I beg you it is literally LIFE CHANGING