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may cause eye strain

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

and my bow

And my axe

And my daggers

And my rapier and matchsticks.

And my kitchen knife

and my hands

And my aro beam

And my Horrors

And at least one weapon

And my cross

and my rifle.

And my SCPs

and my scythe

and my cane

AND MY GOATS

And my spear

and my sapphic pages

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

And my 12 gauge

and my gasoline fires

And my bite

And my paper cuts

And my soup

and my artillery gun

And my spatula

And MY spatula

and my

and my screws

and my uterus

and my medieval vase

and your mum

and my fires of hell

And autism.

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

And my fists

And my kettlebells!

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

And my steel chair

and my netherite sword

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

and my SHOTGUN!

And my trans beam Gaster Blaster

And my fangs

And my teeth

And my stew

Of course Gangle has the Ramen opinions Right I gotta give everyone random pet peeves now

i. love aqua a lot. that's a me

Don't let these prices hold you back! This fiendish kitty now coming in for only $6.89!

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

She was evil as fuck but I gotta hand it to Carmilla in the Castlevania anime: she did all that shit in heels

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

the forest is also a metaphor for his bush

how does this post have almost 20k notes and senshi isn’t even winning. the poll is not over he needs your help!!!!!! do it for the fat boys