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Not to be morbid but im curious about the natural life span of SecUnits, since they have organic tissue in their brains would that imply cognitive decline and aging.
Additionally inAll Systems Red Muderbot mentions that without access to a cubicle or anything it would take hundreds of thousands of hours for its power cells to die, which could be at least a decade, and we donāt know how old MB is in the first place.
THIS. I THINK ABOUT THIS CONSTANTLY.
Well, for one, Martha Wells has confirmed that Murderbot is roughly between 20-30 years old, which is according to her, considered old for a SecUnit. How old? Not clear, but not freshly off the assembly line for sure. It does tend to catastrophize a lot so take this with a grain of salt, but in the early novels it talks like it was one refurbishment away from getting decommissioned.
Now considering Murderbot's age and what Martha Wells said about it, it's gotta be on the second half of SecUnit life expectancy at least. But with the power cells comment above it isn't less than 10yrs away from natural death, realistically.
So the average SecUnit probably lives around 40-60yrs on average.
Now you might say "but that is a very wide range that doesn't narrow it down at all" LET ME EXPLAIN-
I think SecUnits can only die of "natural causes" in one of two ways: Memory damage and GovMod damage.
There is no way that a construct's memory can be wiped so many times and not cause irreversible damage to its brain. Murderbot mentions that, when its digital memory storage is wiped, it still retains some shards of the memories in its organic brain.
Realistically, there's only so many times you can do this before it starts causing performance issues. At some point there must be so many organic memories that can't be fully parsed that it creates false senses of threat or, as Murderbot itself has experienced, "false memories". This could cause the unit's processing to come to the wrong conclusions and fail to follow parameters, so it gets decommissioned.
Now, this leads me to one of my thoughts: long term contract units typically live longer than units on heavy rotation. That is to say, units owned by a singular entity or individual, who don't get their memory wiped often, if at all, don't experience this kind of deterioration (life expectancy of around 60, which is A LOT for a piece of equipment, but refurbishments can keep them up to date). Rental units like Murderbot, who get deployed for a few years, memories wiped, re-deployed, rinse and repeat, deteriorate a lot more (life expectancy of around 40, which checks out with what we talked about for Murderbot).
In the TMBD universe, constructs are less like computers and more like cars. If you maintain them and replace parts as needed they can run until their engine or transmission goes out. Yes an old car is much less efficient and fancy than a newer car, but it runs, so why would you spend money on a new one if you don't need to?
That's one thing, the second thing to consider is everyone's favorite: the Governor Module. We know that the GovMod isn't made to full on fry their brains off, they need to have some amount of longevity (Murderbot made it 16-26yrs with it). However, it must compound over time. Like, eventually GovMod damage must actually start frying off their brains to the point where they are considered faulty enough to get decommissioned.
So if a SecUnit doesn't die on duty or from neural deterioration from memory wiping, it eventually dies of GovMod damage.
WHICH LEADS ME TO-
We have no real way to know rogue SecUnit life expectancy. It doesn't get its memory wiped, and it doesn't get GovMod damage, so then what?
It can keep up to date with part replacements, probably steal get a patch update here and there. A decade is how long power cells go out without recharge or maintenance, but what if it receives regular maintenance?
Being realistic, most rogue units probably get hunted down and decommed before they can die from natural causes, so it's not like we have a big enough population to draw conclusions from.
Could Murderbot live way past its original life expectancy? Maybe 100, over 100? Maybe until it can't keep up with feed processing inflation and its RAM can't interface anymore?
Anyway yeah that's my ramble lol
there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar
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My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.
Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??
Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??
Legolas please gain a sense of urgency
It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.
gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"
"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."
"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."
#He's a semi immortal teenager who looks like a serene adult leave him alone (don't)#Was given baby's first leaving the forest task and it was deliver this note and then decided to go full questing#Has no basis for comparison and also thinks its funny#Legolas I love you#lotr
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this isn't really the same thing as intentionally/unintentionally a-spec characters but it is interesting thinking about how intentionality does dramatically change how characters read regarding a-spec identities and themes.
So: repurposed vaguely Kinseyesque scale describing your aromantic and/or asexual protagonist's awareness of and relationship to their own aromanticism/asexuality:
Unaware That This Is A Thing People Can Be. Type specimen: Carl from Dungeon Crawler Carl. Has never once considered that "not wanting romance or sex" is a thing people could feel, let alone identify as. He is normal, which means straight. It's just a coincidence that his relationship with his girlfriend was a disaster and now he's just way too busy in this new nightmare dystopia world for any of that! Anyway!
Aware They Have These Feelings, Assumes Everyone Else Also Does. Type specimen: Doug Eiffel from Wolf 359. Firmly believes that his aro-allo experiences are universal and everybody else is just better at acting like a functional human being than he is. Being a huge movie nerd also leads him to believe that "romance" as we understand it is massively exaggerated for drama in movies and people in real life don't actually do and feel that stuff any more than they mind-meld or can use the Force. He's just a fuckup at everything; why wouldn't relationships be included in that? For most of the show if you told him about aromanticism he would NOT be comforted about it, he'd probably take it as a diagnosis that his fuckup-ness regarding relationships was innate and incurable. (This doesn't have to be negative; this is also where Andy Wheyface from Arden falls and he is having a GRAND old time.)
Aware They Have These Feelings, Realizes That It Sets Them Apart From Others, Doesn't Conceptualize It As Part Of An Identity. Type specimen: Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary. His reaction to other people having sex is mostly "why would you do that." His single attempt at a serious romantic relationship didn't work out and he has a nagging sense that there is something in him that can't maintain serious relationships; attributes it to cowardice and fear of commitment. Ironically he does know what asexuality is. He's a middle school teacher in 2020s California, he has absolutely gotten LGBTQ+ Sensitivity Education at least in "pamphlet listing queer identities" form, he for sure has students with pride flag pins on their backpacks and pride stickers on their notebooks, and he is also not immune from the Culture War Bullshit around gender in schools. Knowing that asexuality exists did not even slightly lead him to apply this to himself.
Aware They Have These Feelings, Considers Them Significant, Attributes Them To Some Existential Feature Of Their Existence Rather Than A Personal Identity. Type specimen: Murderbot from The Murderbot Diaries. Murderbot is very confident it does not want anything to do with romance or sex, and it attributes this to Being A SecUnit, and romance and sex are Human Things SecUnits Don't Do. Has not yet realized that this is an itself thing and not a SecUnit thing. Probably willfully at this point.
Considers These Feelings A Significant Aspect Of Their Selfhood, But Doesn't Name It. Type specimen: Sister Carpenter from The Silt Verses. Clearly confident in who she is and what she wants in her personal relationships, recognizes that as something that makes her different from others and out of step with what others expect from her, and is basically like, that's their problem. She knows who she is. Sometimes other people try to make it her problem but she has so many other problems that societal amatonormativity keeps getting pushed lower and lower on her list of Problems.
Recognizes Themself As Aromantic/Asexual As A Personal Identity. Type specimen: Nova NoStar from InCo. Clearly considers this part of her identity, but is allergic to talking about her feelings even at her therapy android's insistence and besides that's not anybody else's business is it?
Publicly Identifies As Asexual And Describes It With Period-Correct Sexual Orientation Language. Type specimen: Sally Grissom from ars PARADOXICA. The only character I've ever heard come out as asexual and lay out the definition in terms of sexual orientation and attraction to another character on-air that made me go "yeah she would do this, this is in character for Sally." Strongly feel like she would be an active commenter on the 2010s ace blogosphere. Would get in an argument about the correct definition of asexuality on AVEN.
X. Their Culture Conceptualizes Intimate Relationships In A Fundamentally Different Framework Than We Use. Type specimen: Breq from the Imperial Radch Trilogy. Whatever model of gender and sexuality the Radch is on it is NOT ours. Breq is still not interested though.
#interesting these are all scifi it makes me think there's something in the water there that allows for broader aspec theme building #probably because social norms are often imagined differently in scifi (tags via @variousqueerthings)
This is a really interesting aspect that I was definitely thinking about when I put this list together, because it began as an expansion of this post and I was freely mixing characters that are canonically and intentionally written as aro and ace, and characters who were not at all intended to come off that way but really do to me and/or a lot of people. But it's true, and I think that speaks to something about how different genre narratives prioritize things that lead to these readings!
A lot more thoughts about this under the cut:
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I really donāt want to open this can of worms because Tumblr hath no fury like people called out on their political performativeness but it is literally driving me up the wall to watch people react to Serkisā ākeep Tolkien whiteā commentary by insisting twice as hard that Tolkien would descend down to earth and dropkick the entire Republican party to hell or whatever, just because they want to ensure that a piece of media they enjoy isnāt seen as being morally impure. Case in point: I have seen at least five instances of Tolkienās āI hate apartheidā valedictorian address being used as a ācounterā to Serkis being racist, including by actual news outlets.
Except itās only ever the āI hate apartheidā line thatās shared, and not the actual quote in its full context. Because here it is:
If we consider what Merton College and what the Oxford School of English owes to the Antipodes, to the Southern Hemisphere, especially to scholars born in Australia and New Zealand, it may well be felt that it is only just that one of them should now ascend an Oxford chair of English. Indeed it may be thought that justice has been delayed since 1925. There are of course other lands under the Southern Cross. I was born in one; though I do not claim to be the most learned of those who have come hither from the far end of the Dark Continent. But I have the hatred of apartheid in my bones; and most of all I detest the segregation or separation of Language and Literature. I do not care which of them you think White.
Which is to say. This isnāt exactly the antiracist quote of the century, to say the least. This is a white South Africa born man and a white Australian shaking hands and going āomg we relateā and expressing what is a very, very mild āsegregation is not greatā opinion in order to convey his thoughts on an academic subject, ie the confluence of language and literature. Using race to make a point about his own subject of interest, in his own interest, which is, amusingly enough, what a lot of ostensibly well meaning progressive seem to be doing.
I also think that some of the general surprise around āwhat do you mean large swathes of the Tolkien fandom are incredibly conservative!?ā in lib/left Tolkien fandom is the result of a tendency in said parts of the fandom to transpose oneās own progressiveness onto Tolkien and turn a blind eye to things like, say, the Shire being a very specifically mid-century British racist construct that is very, very clear in its politics, often going so far as to insist itās anarchist or an ideal society or whatever the fuck⦠and then getting really Pikachu-meme ābut theyāre misreading itā every single time a conservative explains exactly what it is about the legendarium that they really love, and get surprised when someone uses the Shire being a racist construct to do more racism. It is 2026 let us do away with āI donāt see colourā interpretations of media, I beg. Nobody is cancelling you for enjoying a book that is not kind to race. Most of the books I love are not kind to race.
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