"You know I am not kind." @psumnt-studentcouncil - Tumblr Blog

I saw a redraw for this line recently, and it made me think of Murderbot... So here you go

#murderbot #the murderbot diaries #secunit #tmbd #i care it so much I cantttt #the first one is before ART modified it and the second is after System Collapse #murderbot fanart

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bleeding-seraphic

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#EHEHEHEHEHE #MB putting its hand on ART's hull has me feral #THEM.#yeah I hc that MB likes to lay on the floor because it can listen to the rumbling of its engines #yeah I am totally normal about this what are you talking about #fanart

zehecatl

in my head ART is constantly hovering in MB's feed and clinging to it and peering over its shoulders, and i needed to just. plonks it on MB's head. hehe

#PLOP #I love ART blob it is so dear to me #fanart

yearofdoodles

VERY IMPORTANT ASK... CRUCIAL EVEN... NOT CLICKBAIT...

Ok but hiii I love your ART and I was thinking

What if mb does that stupid thing teens do when they're about to see their crush where they really quickly fix their hair or straighten out their clothes. Mb's walking with its humans to where ART is docked and fixes its hair just a tiny bit, pats down its jacket

When Amena side eyes it its like UGH. ITS JUST BECAUSE ART WOULD CALL ME A SLOB OTHERWISE...

sure bro..

Anon thank you for bringing me this important message 🫡

Shout out to @fairlylocalcryptid for serving PSUMNT

#AAAAAAAAAAA AFAKDGSKVXOEVFKCBKDJFKD #Everything about this.#EVERYTHING.#THE SERVING PSUMNT TSHIRT #THE LITTLE BONNET ON THE DRONE #MELTY FEED ART #Someone take capslock away from me #I'M JUST EXCITED OKAY #MB doing it's hair eueueueueueueueue #Is it me or does OP's Murderbot's hair get progressively longer with every comic #it's like watching a plant grow you don't notice it gradually but it's happening #Anyway sorry acskevdkbf amazing work #fanart

Murderbot 2.0 can play Bad Apple and it can run Doom

#tmbd #the murderbot diaries

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bakedbananners

the concept of murderbot having a mullet in platform decay................ and three is here as well.

#BB MURDERBOT??#Another Murderbot for the Murderbot collection. Exquisite #Blue face accents/augments gang wya #fanart

rosewind2007

Who’s sorry now?

Sorrys and apologies in The Murderbot Diaries

NB this is a quick and dirty look—figures may be subject to revision! :) I have decided that for the purposes of this work the plural of sorry is sorrys

Sorry…

There are forty (40) uses of the word sorry

Who says sorry the most?

So, possibly not a surprise here! Amena and Ratthi tying for first place…closely followed by Tapan

Yes—I could introduce a “how frequently does this character appear” metric, but the numbers are so low for everyone I am just looking at raw numbers here…

Perhaps surprisingly, Murderbot uses the phrase “better safe than sorry” three (3) times in the book series [NB in Exit Strategy it says “it was better to be safe than sorry”—same difference MB]

Some are Murderbot NOT being sorry (or not feeling sorry for ART for example)

Apologies?

There are a few, fewer than sorrys—searching for ‘apolog*’ pulls up twenty (20)

Murderbot apologizes most, but there’s a bit of not apologizing and demanding apologies going on from certain machine intelligences too

Mensah, Thiago and Ratthi lead the humans

But, yeah—forty (40) sorrys and twenty (20) apologies across eight (8) books isn’t a lot…

I did look at the densities there seems to be more sorrys when ART is around?

#'ART demands an apology' 'ART accepts an apology' GAJDHFK I love it so much oh my god #image post

securityunit-ese

Tiny details of delight

Canonically, SecUnit had planned to run away with Mensah, her marital partners and their children.

It likes to hang out with Mensah and listen to her complain:

Mensah and SecUnit frequently have the office locked down for confidential meetings and it highly approves of her office couch

askthedragonprinceviren

it loves her, your honor. not like, in a weird way. but it does love her.

securityunit-ese

It loves her so much in some kind of way

SO MUCH

THE FEELINGS IT HAS FOR HER

#“Her complaining that Counselor Sonje was an ass was proprietary information” MURDERBOT I LOVE YOU #First person it ever overtly admitted to loving btw #Eueueueue they're so precious #quote post

sincethefloods

sometimes I think about that one single academic citation murderbot throws in randomly in SC. ART's influence in the funniest way.

#I wonder how many “cite your fucking sources” it took #We got a single citation but we got it #it's only a matter of time it starts putting a bibliography at the end of the diaries trust #text post

I just realized ART uses the title 'The' like people use Mr., Mrs, Dr., Sir, etc.

The Perihelion

Full legal name. Thank you very much.

#Do you think people that just met it use the title to be respectful #the gender in that title it's incredible #research transport of all time #the murderbot diaries #tmbd #asshole research transport #perihelion #text post #this came to me with a train of thought of how to use the royal 'we/us' do with that info as you will

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william-shakesfeare

So Murderbot and ART made a baby together, but the baby is also Murderbot

psumnt-studentcouncil

"Four hours spent putting it together in my sandbox. And it looks like its stupid construct parent."

#network effect #tmbd #the murderbot diaries #asshole research transport #murderbot #perihelion #text post

orangechickenpillow

"Pin-Lee is like a CombatUnit lawyer." "Dr. Bharadwaj is easy to talk to, for a human." "Super boring data analysis isn't boring when I do it with Ratthi" "I really (REALLY) don't like planets, but I would follow Mensah to one indefinitely to keep her safe" are you fucking kidding me right now

#it loves #it does not understand but it loves #very deeply in fact #it would not admit it to itself but it loves #text post

redstonedust

robots that are bad at self care. robots that procrastinate cleaning their vents and download too many files and refuse to organise their hard drive and then spend all day complaining about being hot and tired and low on processing space. robots that are adhd icons.......

#text post

just-ray

they don't like the jollybaby vibe i bring to the function

#preservation bots when secunit #fanart

asshole-readers-tower

#this was shared in discord and now you too MUST read it #you must #text post #I love ART a normal amount. A completely and totally normal amount. Like a normal person.

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Voiding the Warranty

Murderbot needs help, Dr. Sofi is an expert in construct surgery and is more than qualified!