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I would like to reiterate:
Plurality is not a disorder. There are disorders with plurality (DID/OSSD1), but plurality is not a disorder in itself. Nobody is claiming to be disordered by claiming that they are plural. Nobody has the right to know your origins unless you're ok with sharing them. You don't have to fit neatly into a singular box or identity to be considered valid. All systems are valid.
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no one wants to hear it but love is earned after the initial infatuation. commitment is something u both mutually agree to and then from there itâs work. itâs not work like itâs a chore itâs jus work like it takes effort. to get good at these things takes practice. it takes practice to learn to communicate better and it takes practice to learn to love each other in the ways u need to be loved.
And itâs also terrifying! Like itâs the kind of vulnerability you canât do while being all cool and in control of things, you have to like open up the really awkward, ugly inner part of yourself and hope that the other person is still into you.Â
Like you have to actually say - with words coming out of your mouth or hands or whatever way you use to directly communicate in person - what you would like from the other person! You have to say stuff like âhey the thing you did made me feel some ways and we have to address this like adultsâ and hope that the other person says âI see, yes I also think we should address this like adultsâ (instead of âno I didnâtâ or âyouâre overreactingâ or other shut-down-ing shit that ruins lives).Â
Worth the read my oh my
i love one (1) disaster wizard
Itâs a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you donât eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, youâll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates.
Reblogging for that comment ^
Hats off for negative jokes turned to wholesome posts
So this was me for a long time. Afraid to open the door, certain that all that I was would crash and break. That I could never be repaired.
But I opened the door.
And what fell out and crashed to the ground was not me. They werenât my dishes.
They were other peopleâs dishes.
Put inside we without my permission, when I was too young to know that I could not hold them all.
I opened the door, and Iâm still here.
It turns out, Iâm not that fragile.
Oh damn it got better
[image: hand drawn venn diagram titled "Where is the Thing?". It is split in half and on one side says "carelessly set down (I forgot where)" and the other says "Deliberately put in special place (I forgot where)." Image credited to the ADHD memes subreddit and user Donohoed]
this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience itÂ
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voiceâ˘ď¸ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50âs. The analogy itself.
Itâs all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
Emmy Award Winningâ˘ď¸
I FOUND IT AGAIN.
Hereâs the âhorse loose in a hospitalâ bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.
âI DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.â OMG
God Iâve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. Heâs as funny as yâall make him out to be tbh
This is my favorite video ever
Iâm going to be talking about this for the rest of my life. Because this? This is one of the defining pieces of culture from a time when life went from bad to worse. Everyone knows this sketch. Almost word for word. This four minute bit is carrying us through these times, and is probably the only piece of media to come directly from politics that is genuinely joyful.
You simply cannot talk about this era without mentioning the horse loose in a hospital. It defines the entire experience, and does it hilariously.
I fucking adore this man
i love john edmund mulaney with my whole entire heart, and you may quote me on that
i just realized that this is going to be something that people look at in like 50-100 years when talking about this era of american politics and people are going to be interpreting it and its probably going to be on someones fucking dbq like no no one outside of this time period will every ever be able to grasp just how accurately this describes Everything
THATâS WHERE IT COMES FROM
âthatâs what I thought youd say you dumb fucking horseâ
HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL
OHHH SO THATâS WHAT THAT WAS ABOUTTTT
Reblogging this in honor of the horse being sent to the hospital.
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The fire spirit âBruniâ in Frozen II
Mosque security on patrolÂ
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At the annual Houston RenFest weâd always get one or two furries that walk around and every time the general reaction from the medieval roleplayers is akin to âBEASTS? BEASTS THAT WALK LIKE MAN? FOUL!âÂ
Last time I went a furry volunteered for an impromptu conversion/exorcism and a guy dressed as a monk gathered a bunch of people and using a Gatorade bottle performed an entire catholic christening while reading off the instructions on his Ipad. When the furry was fully âconvertedâ he removed the head of his costume and everyone in the crowd pretended to freak out and say shit like âGlORY BE HE IS SAVEDâ âCHRIST HAS BROKEN HIS CURSEâ
Thatâs the best crap iâve heard in months
The best thing about working from homeÂ
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Motorboat purrs from Blanca đÂ
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Holy shit, this is a great idea.Â
poodle werewolf
this speaks to me on a level I didnât know I contained
It doesn't show in this picture, but Snickerdoodle was in fact, completely done with me and my shit at this point.
The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.
WaitâŚwhat?
Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and Americaâs Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild đđđ
also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck
snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.
seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful
and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories
Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didnât want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesnât wish music career drama on anyone
The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive
cannot believe people actually buy rice makers when regular rice itself is stupidly easy to make
no, white nonsense is people paying over $50 for an appliance that can only do one (1) task
rice cooker doesnât just make rice; it can make extra thicc pancakes too.
ok I understand rice cookers even less now!!
You can steam veggies too
Grew up in half Japanese household. Have rice maker.
Dated Korean girl. Had rice maker.
Care to explain how this is a white thing?
Its a yank thing
Man sure is nice to have a versitile cooking component to do soft omlets, steamed vegetables, unleavened breads, sauces and of course rice in.
Wait itâs a white thing now even though it came from Japan and most Asian households own one because itâs convienant?
So I donât want to get into that. Itâs kinda narrow visioned to think something can only do one thing. But the history of the development of the rice cooker is super interesting and marked by many many failures. It also is about science, invention and trial and error.
The gist of it is in 1937 the Imperial Japanese Army had the first electric rice cooker which was really just a box with a heating coil under it. It worked but was not great. In 1945 Mitsubishi made the first commercial rice cooker but again it was as pot with a heating coil and required constant monitoring or the rice would burn. There had to be a better way.
In 1956 Yoshitada Minami working with Toshiba made the first true set and forget rice cooker. It required hundreds of hours of experementation in all weather to work it out. His wife was pivitol in the development. At first he had the idea to do a bimetal thermostat switch meaning that as the water boiled off and was absorbed the temp in the pot rose and when it hit a certain point a piece of temp sensitive metal would bend away just enough cutting the flow of power. However the metal was very suceptable to hot and cold weather. The solution was to encase it in itâs own pot shield and thus the true rice cooker was born. Now you could simply add water and rice, turn it on and when it was done cooking itâd turn itself off.
That lead to a massive development boost in automated cooking technology in both the commercial and private sector for a million different applications.
Back to the practical application of a rice cooker though. It may sound like it only does one thing but itâs an electric pot that wonât go above a certain temp. You can make pizza, bread, pasta, cake, soup, yogurt, potatoes and cook fish and meat dishes too.
Now, thatâs all I got to say about em.
bruh just use a pot of hot water
But that can boil over because it doesnât regulate its own temperature
The one I have turns off when the rice is cooked and switches to a warming mode so you can focus on the main meal
You can also make egg fried rice in it
â⌠white nonsense âŚ.â
Whut.
â⌠appliance that can only do one (1) task â
If only there was a group of people who typically did that task everyday.
I went to a school that was over 50% Asian students and almost every dorm had a rice maker wtf r u on about op
The sheer ridiculousness of this entire post to me is the fact that no one has yet pointed out why Asians even have rice cookers.
Cooking rice is not âstupidly easyâ. Yes, it is doable, but itâs not that easy for something that has to be done consistently everyday. For the record, cooking rice on the stove involve boiling cleaned rice on high heat, then covering the pot and lowering the heat to low until the rice is done. And just because the water has dried up doesnât mean the rice is doneâyou cook it with steam a bit more, which Iâm sure most if not all cultures in Asia has a term for. There are also things you should not do if you donât know what youâre doing: do not open the pot, do not release the steam, do not mix the rice, etc.
This is why a rice cooker is one of the first appliance purchases for Asian households. Itâs cheap and it frees you up to cook the rest of your meal without having to watch the rice. Itâs not about multiple functions. It has ONE function, but itâs a pretty important function for a culture that requires something done right everyday.
yeah cooking rice on the stove is a skill that even once youâre good at it remains an active task the whole time youâre doing it. i CAN do it but iâm sure as hell not going to when i could push a button and forget about it for 20 minutes and have it come out way softer than a pot without a pressure seal could hope for
I can make rice on the stove and have it figured out pretty well but if I break out of that formula even slightly I wind up with under-cooked or overcooked rice and lemme tell you⌠eating hard rice is not fun at all.
âwhite nonesenseâ and âIts a yank thingâ over owning a rice cooker⌠Did none of you talk to an asian or anybody who wasnât an American? What the actual - this is ridiculous bull shit that Iâm justâŚ.
@levynite Iâm going to hand over to you to yell soundlessly into the void because what the actual fucking fuck.
What.
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My sisters cat blessing me with a boop.Â
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if you donât like cats youâve just never experienced the deep and powerful love of a cat thatâs chosen you. like if a cat decides it wants to bond with you itâs something thatâs so pure and beautiful and unbreakable. cats are made of love and when a cat chooses to love you it will LOVE you. cats are so special and so important. they just pour their whole soul into yours and itâs the kinda love that never leaves you. cats ARE love
