The Ramblings of Dandy-Boi-FTM

you ever have a workday that makes you visibly more mentally ill

*cries in non-profit industrial complex”

they need to make a menstrual cup with a tap on the end. vampire fratboys should be able to do a keg stand off my vagina.

having the Aviation Accident Investigations Autism™️ has actually done wonders for the way I process and respond to my own fuck-ups

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

There's almost a full minute of mildly-interesting before delivering a laugh-out-loud punchline

kinda crazy how like every cult documentary is like "here's the survivors we spoke to who all have a range of different experiences, beliefs, talents, skills and stories" and all the survivors of the cult are like "i consider myself a rational person and this initially gave me a sense of community and was offering me the one thing i needed, it was a wonderful experience at first and i was surrounded by people i loved and who loved me, and by the time i realised how bad things had gotten i was in too deep and had alienated all my friends and family outside of the group and had been brainwashed over a period of time to think that any suffering was deserved and that by leaving i would be causing harm to myself and everyone i knew, and if things had been good once then maybe they would be again, and i had to believe that because i had nothing else left" and then half the reviews are people talking about how stupid cult survivors are and how they would NEVER be so dumb to join a group like this, clearly these idiots KNOWINGLY joined a cult and therefore deserved everything that happened to them, maybe if they had tried been as smart and rational as me,

WHY IS IT $25 :(

I want to go too holy fuck

blue-drag, you down?? timelordgq??

Tempting, depends where I’ll be on the money situation though. I got to pay for comic-con passes for my sister and I pretty soon.

My partner a-bit-oddish and I are going! Seats k1 and k3 :d say hi!

That was about 12 years ago… but yeah you also missed her at city arts and lectures on june 18th… those tickets at least had a free community option.

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.