embrace me ♡

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

god i fucking hate it when i start reading a post i agree with and that's making good points even if they weren't quite the way i'd personally phrase them but like i'm thinking Yeah this is someone i'm on the same page with and then halfway through they start saying some shit that makes me suddenly realize the whole time they were just running defense for the concept of inventing a special glue that lets you walk up and down anything

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

Fucking stupid idiot dies

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

"R u rooting for Belgium or the US" im rooting for the stadium to blow up