The fact is no one actually asked Ormund to bring his army, last season Alicent jumped into a lake in her pristine white shift no soap no shampoo no volumizing conditioner and Ormund immediately sensed it and started marching because under the light of the seven thatβs illegal. Hightowers lose 9 servants a day because Ormund has Tessarion on a strict regime of two baths daily (yes they do have to brush her teeth every time) and if anybody gets a single goddamn fingerprint on that dragonβs freshly shined scales he will be making it 10

















