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The fact is no one actually asked Ormund to bring his army, last season Alicent jumped into a lake in her pristine white shift no soap no shampoo no volumizing conditioner and Ormund immediately sensed it and started marching because under the light of the seven that’s illegal. Hightowers lose 9 servants a day because Ormund has Tessarion on a strict regime of two baths daily (yes they do have to brush her teeth every time) and if anybody gets a single goddamn fingerprint on that dragon’s freshly shined scales he will be making it 10

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

this was a very funny moment but once again ive seen people laughing at ulf and his "audacity" when actually this is very logical for someone who doesn't know the intricacies of court. rhaenyra is the queen of bastards + she has her own bastard children she claims as targaryens + targaryens are dragon riders = I must be allowed to just take the name targaryen because i have every symbol of legitimacy her sons have

it's soooo interesting and fun how they just turn into bickering teenage girls around eachother. like no time has passed. they were girls together...as all know.

don’t know why daeron being pronounced darren makes me chuckle as much as it does but. it does

my sons aegon (named after the great conqueror) and aemond (named after my husbands weird brother). and Darren. he's a top bloke.