I swear if I found one of these in the wild I would LOSE MY GODDAMN MIND
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if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
todays bird
YOU ARE THE REASON
cherry valley forever
Monterey Bay Aquarium
occasionally subtle

ç„æ„ / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor

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Keni

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noise dept.
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@umbrafishies
I swear if I found one of these in the wild I would LOSE MY GODDAMN MIND

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[ID. Video of a woman recording an opera performance when her cat, fluffy and with bulging eyes, hops into frame. She stops singing and tries to push the cat slightly out of the way, but on her next cue the cat starts meowing before she can sing. The woman starts laughing as the cat continues meowing to the music, as though it was singing as well. End ID.]
More evidence that cats bond with us by mirroring us.
Iâve read accounts here on the Tumblr of a trans man whose cat lowered the pitch of their meow, after he started taking T. So I suspect this woman sings a lot around the house, and her cat is like: âThatâs just how we do things in this clowder.â
I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!
âYeah, we hate seeing you work too!â
how does this post keep getting better
My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious theyâre naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.
Itâs been almost two years since I posted this but hereâs a list of the official spelling of every character he introduces here:
Dr. Gibbitz
Dr. Amon Skagerakk Fredrickshaven
Dr. Donald Gorthian
Ronald Von Momnaldberg
Dr. Natasha Nesciantskidovich
Vicenzo de Alimamala Corningston IIIÂ
Professor Jerry Gustav Mangledink
Horace Marmingblat Wimplestein, Jr.
Dr. Chazz Fazzledopenhoffer
Vater Oorlag
Dr. Milminaman-lanilim-swinwamly
Dr. Gibbitz again (but for some reason itâs spelled âGibbetzâ in the season 2 subtitles)
Melmord Fjordslorn
Dr. Ralphus Galkinsmelter
Dr. Amomolith Chesterfield
Wilmore Unduntingiminen
Dr. Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden
Dr. Imptnin Pmiltson
Dr. Tormindbind Mickmildididindnin
Dr. Krumpworth Chponglasia IV, Jr.
Dr. Borgermu Barret SwingdworthÂ
Dr. Richard Reinhold Rnawighiwowpj
Captain Slufgyflaysid
Dr. Bartholomew Grahsrihajul
Dr. Alsajahb FifborgiltkÂ
Dr. Fsmilejera IrlelwollÂ
Dr. Commander Vernmim Chuntspinkton
Like I just love how you can pinpoint âNinmiltrid Fmiltindrydenâ as the exact moment the joke went from making Mark Hamill say funny but still vaguely name-shaped words to forcing that poor man to pronounce straight up keysmashes out loud.

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Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I donât really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean itâs a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hatâŠ
Nothing ventured, nothing gainedâŠ
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THATâS AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of peopleâŠ
wait, does that mean?
oh boyâŠâŠ.
Luckily, this nonsense doesnât work on girls.
ObserveâŠ
ITâS GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It canât be true.
And it canât possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so farâŠ
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
⊠Actually âŠ
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Canât be that bad!
âŠ.
âŠoh my godâŠ
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm⊠I wonder
Iâm sure nothing could possiblyâŠ
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at onceâŠ
Never not reblog
ITâS ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches onâŠ
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I TÂ â S Â B A C KÂ
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memesâŠ
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we goâŠ
nothingâs happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please donât be awful, please donât be awful, please donât b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, Iâll prove it
Yâall are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
ShouldâŠâŠ should IâŠâŠ.
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Canât be that bad, I mean whatâs the worst a squid hat can do to m-
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World Heritage Post
Iâve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash
IT WAS A CULTURAL RESET. A CULTURAL RESET.Â
HAHAH
Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected
Iâm so glad itâs back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020
THIS POST HAS CROSSED MY DASH SO MANY TIMES AAAAAAAAA
I FOUND IT AGAIN
FUCKING LOVE THIS POST!! HAT TIME!!!
Precisely *how* old is this post??
Date of origin: 7:17 am, January 26th, 2014
[I found itâŠThe sacred Tumblr World Heritage Post of Hats!]
ITS BACK itâs back and on my dash
what on godâs green earth are you trying to sell me, tumblr
Curious Zelda
https://twitter.com/curiouszelda
https://www.instagram.com/curiouszelda/
She does looks like she would speak in rhyme then disappear into the woods
These live rent-free in my head.
Japanese Sumo robots
this is the funniest gif iâve seen all week what the fuck is going on
the best part is this isnât even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves.Â
(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)
the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter
or dodging. that works too.
also, some of the speed demons have⊠unorthodox attachments to fool other botâs sensors
WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR
robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they arenât careful.
FLYYYYYYY
I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!
IT GOT BETTER!!!
Yâall. Looking at professionally made sumo robots is great. You know whatâs better though? Looking at extremely UNprofessionally made sumo robots.
Here enjoy.
oh my god please watch this video
âshe gave up looking for the robot and sent us a photo of her having a beer. the crowd applauded this act of supreme crappiness.â
one robot is just a kleenex box with a bunch of dildos on it, one does nothing but shake a packet of instant soup, i love humanity so much right now
!!!
Iâve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

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I canât stop replaying it
holy shit you guys
holy shit holy fuck we are not worthy we do not deserve to live on the same planet this does
Oh my god so preciousssss
the most FEROCIOUS creature OF THEM ALL
French person: 80 French person: lol blaze itÂ
i just 5 to my knees I laughed so hard
this whole post makes me want to 7 something on fire
iâve had e9 of this
THIS POST DOESNâT MAKE SENSE I DONâT GET IT AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY
Sweet, sweet 17tion.
10 is making me facepalm so hard.
little girl canât say âfrogâ (x)
Person recording:Â âSay frog!â
Child:Â âFuck.â
Person recording:Â âSay frog!â
Child:Â âFuck!â
Person recording:Â âFrog!â
[Person offscreen giggles]
Child:Â âFuck!â
[Person offscreen bursts into laughter]
IâM DYING

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Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Donât give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CANâT FIND THEM
I CANâT STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
ITâS NOT FUNNY ITâS VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE ITâS DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUTÂ I CANâT FUCKING BREATHE
*THUNK*
i love it so much every time i see it
âugh stupid gravityâÂ
IM FUXKING CSHAKING
I havenât seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this
Bless, this is absolutely amazing
I love this. Itâs so gestural and heâs so exasperated about gravity.
The perfect comedic timing of the NASA logo.
I've been watching Mayhem sit in this chair and smack her siblings when they walk past but when I said her name she looked at me like this. So obviously it's impossible that she did anything wrong