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I swear if I found one of these in the wild I would LOSE MY GODDAMN MIND

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darkshrimpemotions

source

catchymemes

minicy

[ID. Video of a woman recording an opera performance when her cat, fluffy and with bulging eyes, hops into frame. She stops singing and tries to push the cat slightly out of the way, but on her next cue the cat starts meowing before she can sing. The woman starts laughing as the cat continues meowing to the music, as though it was singing as well. End ID.]

capricorn-0mnikorn

More evidence that cats bond with us by mirroring us.

I’ve read accounts here on the Tumblr of a trans man whose cat lowered the pitch of their meow, after he started taking T. So I suspect this woman sings a lot around the house, and her cat is like: “That’s just how we do things in this clowder.”

chadhulk

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

kybercrystalgems

“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”

burglarsonarceny

how does this post keep getting better

imsobadatnicknames2

My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.

imsobadatnicknames2

It’s been almost two years since I posted this but here’s a list of the official spelling of every character he introduces here:

Dr. Gibbitz

Dr. Amon Skagerakk Fredrickshaven

Dr. Donald Gorthian

Ronald Von Momnaldberg

Dr. Natasha Nesciantskidovich

Vicenzo de Alimamala Corningston III

Professor Jerry Gustav Mangledink

Horace Marmingblat Wimplestein, Jr.

Dr. Chazz Fazzledopenhoffer

Vater Oorlag

Dr. Milminaman-lanilim-swinwamly

Dr. Gibbitz again (but for some reason it’s spelled “Gibbetz” in the season 2 subtitles)

Melmord Fjordslorn

Dr. Ralphus Galkinsmelter

Dr. Amomolith Chesterfield

Wilmore Unduntingiminen

Dr. Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden

Dr. Imptnin Pmiltson

Dr. Tormindbind Mickmildididindnin

Dr. Krumpworth Chponglasia IV, Jr.

Dr. Borgermu Barret Swingdworth

Dr. Richard Reinhold Rnawighiwowpj

Captain Slufgyflaysid

Dr. Bartholomew Grahsrihajul

Dr. Alsajahb Fifborgiltk

Dr. Fsmilejera Irlelwoll

Dr. Commander Vernmim Chuntspinkton

imsobadatnicknames2

Like I just love how you can pinpoint “Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden” as the exact moment the joke went from making Mark Hamill say funny but still vaguely name-shaped words to forcing that poor man to pronounce straight up keysmashes out loud.

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luckydreaming

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

onceuponakhaleesi

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

jamesbleach

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

usedtobehmc

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

coffeeandcursewords

This post is immaculate

mobians-and-chaos-blog

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

strampunch

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

combthecombel

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

verityglasses

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

fairytail-angel

This is one of my favourite things to look at

strampunch

holy shit this stuff is back

livia-jones

The Gravity Falls one though

nightowlhowell

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

artfulhobbes

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

clolymoly-deactivated20190507

IT GOT BETTER

nukewolf

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

cm8x-insanity

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

roses-in-fire

Never not reblog

ryrobsessed

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

cate-geo

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

bittythemagpiedragon-blog

JDNXHSBSBF

hotshotriot

I T ‘ S B A C K

99-cent-arizona-tea

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

teeble-spoon

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

fandombandomrandom42

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

saucy-majora-deactivated2021062

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

knowledgemimic

Should…… should I…….

breathingcolorsblog

DO IT!

knowledgemimic

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

I̖̝̪̤̠̋͞ ̛̹̱̮̳̭̓̂͑ͫ͐̎ͯ͗͝͡H͇̠͊́̚A̛̓̓҉͙̠V͍̌̏͂ͣͨͭͧ̉́E̸͙̭̣͓̓ͨͥ̿ ̽͗͗ͮ͊ͬͩͥ̚҉̪̗̝̘̟́̕A̴̴̙̝̬̪̞͂ͤͩ̍W͚̣͆ͬỎ̫̝̟͖̝͇ͥ͛ͮ͋K̨̖͓͉̺̫͉̀͗ͪ̊͌̉E͚̲̩̪̘̠͋̈͞N͉͓͕̗̱͒̔ͨͤ͛̓̂ͧ

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

starrylolo

I’ve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash

half-a-hetero

IT WAS A CULTURAL RESET. A CULTURAL RESET.

bees-with-tophats

HAHAH

frenchish-water

Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected

fishfrommars

I’m so glad it’s back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020

lloyd-garma-gun

THIS POST HAS CROSSED MY DASH SO MANY TIMES AAAAAAAAA

kloudyco

I FOUND IT AGAIN

the-keeper-of-the-lemon-deactiv

FUCKING LOVE THIS POST!! HAT TIME!!!

mrdyketator

Precisely *how* old is this post??

mrdyketator

Date of origin: 7:17 am, January 26th, 2014

proxylynn

[I found it…The sacred Tumblr World Heritage Post of Hats!]

umbrafishies

ITS BACK it’s back and on my dash

what on god’s green earth are you trying to sell me, tumblr

#unhinged tumblr ads

catchymemes

Curious Zelda

https://twitter.com/curiouszelda

https://www.instagram.com/curiouszelda/

wonderlace19

She does looks like she would speak in rhyme then disappear into the woods

broken-seal-deactivated20240220

teratomarty

These live rent-free in my head.

gifbro

4gifs

Japanese Sumo robots

setheverman

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

bunjywunjy

the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves.

(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)

the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter

or dodging. that works too.

also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensors

WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.

FLYYYYYYY

I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!

s-p-giffy

IT GOT BETTER!!!

transmortifried

Y’all. Looking at professionally made sumo robots is great. You know what’s better though? Looking at extremely UNprofessionally made sumo robots.

Here enjoy.

jumpingjacktrash

oh my god please watch this video

“she gave up looking for the robot and sent us a photo of her having a beer. the crowd applauded this act of supreme crappiness.”

one robot is just a kleenex box with a bunch of dildos on it, one does nothing but shake a packet of instant soup, i love humanity so much right now

vastderp

!!!

howlsmovingumbrellastand

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!

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let-it-go-brother

I can’t stop replaying it

cheese24k

mjwatson

holy shit you guys

holy shit holy fuck we are not worthy we do not deserve to live on the same planet this does

charr-welfarist

Oh my god so preciousssss

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti

the most FEROCIOUS creature OF THEM ALL

vacuumssuck

French person: 80 French person: lol blaze it

forzafxrrari

i just 5 to my knees I laughed so hard

neuxue

this whole post makes me want to 7 something on fire

tsukidaisy

i’ve had e9 of this

dean-hanel-deactivated20181219

THIS POST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE I DON’T GET IT AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY

sheenaduquette

Sweet, sweet 17tion.

nijuukoo

10 is making me facepalm so hard.

thebestoftumbling

little girl can’t say “frog” (x)

captioned-miscellaneous-videos

Person recording: “Say frog!”

Child: “Fuck.”

Person recording: “Say frog!”

Child: “Fuck!”

Person recording: “Frog!”

[Person offscreen giggles]

Child: “Fuck!”

[Person offscreen bursts into laughter]

umbrafishies

I’M DYING

sometiktoksarevalid

umbrafishies

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cheese24k

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

leradny

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

quasarkisses

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

emilyelizabethfowl

i love it so much every time i see it

official-aquarium-gravel

“ugh stupid gravity”

bruh-moment-dot-jpeg-deactivate

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

perfectlyhopeless

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

flootzavut

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

mxbuster

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

spacepsychologist

The perfect comedic timing of the NASA logo.

hellenhighwater

I've been watching Mayhem sit in this chair and smack her siblings when they walk past but when I said her name she looked at me like this. So obviously it's impossible that she did anything wrong

umbrafishies

#I know this and I love you

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