One day Osomatsu san will end and then like 40 years later they will make Osomatsu sensei or something where the Matsus are 50 and have jobs but are miserable about it
I need this to happen. I need these goobers to continue being relatable for the rest of my life
Osomatsu mostly stayed a neet, but after Matsuyo and Matsuzo's death he had to support himself, so he mostly does odd jobs and lives with allocations, but gambles most of it, alcohol destroyed him and he hates life but still pretend he's okay
Karamatsu became a singer, had success for some years, then was caught in a scandal and is now a washed up hasbeen who still has a lot of money but not enough to buy happiness
Choromatsu spent his life at the same desk job and he's this 🤏 close to shooting up the building and then himself
Ichimatsu spent his life in and out of the psych ward after a bunch of suicide attempts and spent the rest of the time trying and failing to sell his art to galleries, he only manages to live by selling furry porn under a pseudonym
Jyushimatsu failed to become an athlete because he always refused to follow the rules so he became a clown but nobody really likes clowns anymore so he has trouble making enough money to live and honnestly mostly survives because his wife went back to sex work even tho she hates it and people keep calling him a cuck for this
Todomatsu managed to be pretty successful as a manager because he climbed up the social ladder by manipulating and fucking over everyone, now he's rich, but everyone despises him and he's even more lonely than he was in his twenties
Iyami died from cold under the bridge in the winter when the Matsus were 30
This is every creepypasta where it's basically the writer trying desperately to make their comfort cartoon show actually be edgy because it's secretly based on a totally real tragedy.
