*with italian voice and hand gestures*: togepi

the family in coco was right, shoes are better than music. a world where the radio played shoes instead of songs would be a kinder place.

PSY has promised not to sue me for my limited edition run of "OPPAI GANGNAM STYLE (.)(.)" tshirts if I promise him my firstborn daughters hand in marriage. no thanks, her body her choice.

babe, if being with you is cringe I don’t wanna be based

identifying traitors in my hot tub, call that shit j'accuzi

with a big drum on his back and tiny cymbals on his feet, the one man band is in town! He only plays seven nation army and can't get the second half of the bassline right

furiously downloading pictures of hatsune miku during a thunderstorm hoping for a "weird science" type situation

toasters in the bath always indicating suicide must be a real blow for the soggy bread crowd

drinking the water from my dehumidifier to get in touch with the room... this is what they once called "feng shui"