Go Piss Girl

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

to everyone in the notes saying this is mean or rude or a callout, this post was autobiographical. we're in this together. take my paw

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

You can feel the anticipatory butt-wiggle *straight through the screen*

clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

i have a suggestion

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

sorry I thought you were someone else

april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true

They should start calling it April Media Literacy Day.

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits