Hey Alexa, Play Smash Mouth

I’m a normal girl now. That means everything I post from now on is what a normal girl would post, okay?

just said the Worlds Faggiest "Thank Youuuuu" to the cute subway guy making my sandwich

also after realising how GAY my "thank youuuu~~ ^_^" and the little curtsy i did was, i grabbed my sandwich off him, my smile faded from embarrassment and i turned around and marched out the door without saying anything else

he saw me go in real time from faggot to emotionless robot

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

I’m not really in any position to be picky

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

Awwwwww, you're so cute. You look like you would let me do anything to you in the hope that I would call you a good girl.

There’s always a reason. It’s your fault if you can’t see it. Don’t piss her off with dumb shit.

a heatwave is a type of ancient curse

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

you can’t force anybody to see that you are a blessing, just gotta let them miss out